[Rb ver. 2.0]

Time to start looking for an alternate universe.

[Kozak]

Looks like Schrödinger's cat is dead....

[Terpfen]

The English language desperately needs an audible for eye-rolling.

[agere_contra]

Time to start looking for an alternate universe.

Kucinich's phone number is in the book.

[WildcatClan]

If we look at the Profs, will they go away or at least turn into an Austrian physicists cat?

[SampleMan]

This is obviously much more important than global warming. We must burn all the books and kill all the astronomers in an effort to unobserve the unobservable dark matter/energy.

Only then, by unseeing what we cannot see, will the be clear path to the future which we could then observe, but probably shouldn’t.

Time for civilization to stick its collective head back into the dark ages.

[Gorzaloon]

the theory suggests that we change things simply by looking at them and theorists have puzzled over the implications for years.

Well,I am looking at the author of this piece.

If I look at him long enough he will change.

It is amazing the contortions the various press agencies and media are going to, to maintain a high enough noise level so any good news from Iraq just never seems to have space avaialable.

Yes, the universe was subtly changed by this article.

Electrons were wasted, unless its real purpose was to illustrate the Evils Of Marijuana, or the mental perils of the Solitary Vice.

[Thrownatbirth]

Time to start looking for an alternate universe.

According to the article, that's how we screwed up our first universe - we looked too hard at it.

[2ndDivisionVet]

It’s Bush’s fault!

[ari-freedom]

Time to start looking for real scientists.

[Waco]

Quick! Hang yerself fore sumthin kills ya!

[DB]

Time to start looking for an alternate intelligence.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our activities may be shortening the life of the universe too.

And this is a problem because . . . ???

I mean, it's not as if the universe had any meaning or purpose, is it? Hasn't science proved that it doesn't? So how do you condemn mankind for threatening the universe (or even life on earth) without implying otherwise?

Hey, I thought the whole point of the "enlightenment" was that man was the measure of all things! You mean Voltaire and co. were wrong???

[Bogtrotter52]

“Time to start looking for an alternate universe.”

Well, we know the one that most libs live in is already occupied....so that’s out.

[BipolarBob]

I’m working on a Death Star project that will destroy planets and star systems but it was supposed to be hush hush. Darth Vader will not be amused.

[LibWhacker]

What I want to know is who the heck looked up and saw the first liberal? That dude brought all these libs into existence and needs a serious a**-kicking!

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Add this to everyone's list of daily worries. Will I get to work on time in this traffic? Will my name be on the lay-off list? Will the universe implode on me because of how I live my life?

With so many pseudo-scientists flailing about, the key question is NOT: "Why is everybody going crazy?"

The key question is: "Why is anybody still sane?"

In some ways, it is comforting to know the universe is facing imminent destruction. It takes the pressure off worrying about picking up milk and toilet paper on the way home from work.

[6SJ7]

Does this universe make me look fat?

[Just mythoughts]

Here I thought algore’s business solution was to save US, this is even bigger than algore. Bunch of lunatics.

[Tax-chick]

Time to start looking for an alternate universe.

Just come by the Undead Thread sometime.

[GiovannaNicoletta]

The heights of arrogance and self-delusion that mankind can rise to in his absolute, unflinching, certainty of his own self-importance never ceases to amaze me.

As George Will once said, "the sun around which Earth orbits is one of perhaps 400 billion stars in the Milky Way, which is a piddling galaxy next door to nothing much. There are perhaps 40 billion galaxies in the still-unfolding universe".

We can't make an automobile or a plane that is guaranteed not to crash, or a house that is guaranteed not to go up in flames, or a medicine that is guaranteed to heal everyone and cause the death of no one, but we can change the climate and alter the universe? What kind of person is dumb enough to believe this garbage?

We are vapors; we are fragile, temporary residents of a place created by a Person who spoke this earth into existence and can speak it into oblivion. The narcissism is mind-boggling.