John Kerry's Unsealed Divorce Records Reveal He's Always Been Arrogant, Boring

Broken Newz ^ | 10/21/2004 | Robert Krupto

[avacado]

I was doing a Google search looking for something else and stumbled upon this about Kerry's divorce. I am not sure if it's a "Scrappleface" like website or for real but it's funny as heck nonetheless.

[sinanju]

Definitely an Onion, but good nevertheless.

[Elpasser]

Kerry is such a twit.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Sounds like the John Kerry we know. Let’s just accept it as true.ha ha!

[fatnotlazy]

Definitely satire. But good satire.

[chrisser]

“Fake but accurate”

[null and void]

She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm.

Broken Newz is a parody site, but still...

[trisham]

It’s a little off-colour, but I confess I laughed.

[Holicheese]

” ‘Mrs. President wanted to solve the ‘Kerry Missile Crisis,’”

Howie Carr will come back to radio just for this alone.
I think that any time J Forbes Kery gives a speech someone needs to ask him this question.
Senator Kerry how do you feel about the Kerry Missile Crisis?
Senator Kerry, do you feel that more force should be used to solve the Kerry Missile Crisis?

I could go on all day!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I just sent this to my liberal friends. They’ll freak! Very funny!

[cajungirl]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

I love the “missle crisis” and calling out his own name. I bet this is close to the truth.

[The Great RJ]

"...She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm."

That would certainly be narcissism to the max.

[3AngelaD]

I don’t need no stinkin’ divorce papers to know that Kerry is arrogant and boring.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

And at the divorce hearing, I’m sure he insisted that he was for the marriage before he was against it.

[KarlInOhio]

You could have found this out from John Kerry's kindergarten report card.

He didn't even finish because he was released early after injuring himself three times with the safety scissors and the paste.

[null and void]

One wonders how he solved the “Kerry Missile Crisis” before Viagra...

[scotiamor]

Actually, the real sadness of this divorce was that Kerry paid the Catholic church to annul the marriage, to renew his viability in Massachusetts politics when he remarried as a “devout catholic” the “first time” to Teresa Heinz.

This action, of course, within the Catholic religion, made his first wife a whore, and his two children bastards.

Real nice guy.

[rabidralph]

Okay, it took me to the third paragraph to figure out this was a joke. It seemed so believeable up till then. LOL!

[avacado]

I didn’t know that about Kerry. Now he’s even more disgusting to me than ever before. I am Catholic.

[org.whodat]

Do not know but I would say this part is true “She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm.” especially if you add, "and I was in Vietnam." LOL