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John Kerry's Unsealed Divorce Records Reveal He's Always Been Arrogant, Boring
Broken Newz ^
| 10/21/2004
| Robert Krupto
Posted on 11/06/2007 7:03:15 AM PST by avacado
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I was doing a Google search looking for something else and stumbled upon this about Kerry's divorce. I am not sure if it's a "Scrappleface" like website or for real but it's funny as heck nonetheless.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:03:17 AM PST
by
avacado
To: avacado
Definitely an Onion, but good nevertheless.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:06:30 AM PST
by
sinanju
To: avacado
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:08:41 AM PST
by
Elpasser
To: avacado
Sounds like the John Kerry we know. Let’s just accept it as true.ha ha!
To: avacado
Definitely satire. But good satire.
To: avacado
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:12:12 AM PST
by
chrisser
To: avacado
She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm.
Broken Newz is a parody site, but still...
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:14:35 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: avacado
It’s a little off-colour, but I confess I laughed.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:16:11 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: sinanju
” ‘Mrs. President wanted to solve the ‘Kerry Missile Crisis,’”
Howie Carr will come back to radio just for this alone.
I think that any time J Forbes Kery gives a speech someone needs to ask him this question.
Senator Kerry how do you feel about the Kerry Missile Crisis?
Senator Kerry, do you feel that more force should be used to solve the Kerry Missile Crisis?
I could go on all day!
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:16:37 AM PST
by
Holicheese
(1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
To: chrisser
I just sent this to my liberal friends. They’ll freak! Very funny!
To: null and void
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
I love the “missle crisis” and calling out his own name. I bet this is close to the truth.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:17:11 AM PST
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: avacado
"...She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm." That would certainly be narcissism to the max.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:18:57 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: avacado
I don’t need no stinkin’ divorce papers to know that Kerry is arrogant and boring.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:19:32 AM PST
by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
To: avacado
And at the divorce hearing, I’m sure he insisted that he was for the marriage before he was against it.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:20:37 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(When gov't wants to fix something, chances are it was the gov't that broke it in the first place.)
To: avacado
You could have found this out from John Kerry's kindergarten report card.
He didn't even finish because he was released early after injuring himself three times with the safety scissors and the paste.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:22:47 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
To: cajungirl
One wonders how he solved the “Kerry Missile Crisis” before Viagra...
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:22:59 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: null and void
Actually, the real sadness of this divorce was that Kerry paid the Catholic church to annul the marriage, to renew his viability in Massachusetts politics when he remarried as a “devout catholic” the “first time” to Teresa Heinz.
This action, of course, within the Catholic religion, made his first wife a whore, and his two children bastards.
Real nice guy.
To: avacado
Okay, it took me to the third paragraph to figure out this was a joke. It seemed so believeable up till then. LOL!
To: scotiamor
I didn’t know that about Kerry. Now he’s even more disgusting to me than ever before. I am Catholic.
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:31:34 AM PST
by
avacado
To: avacado
Do not know but I would say this part is true “She also claimed he regularly yelled out his own name during orgasm.” especially if you add, "and I was in Vietnam." LOL
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posted on
11/06/2007 7:33:00 AM PST
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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