Definitely an Onion, but good nevertheless.
” ‘Mrs. President wanted to solve the ‘Kerry Missile Crisis,’”
Howie Carr will come back to radio just for this alone.
I think that any time J Forbes Kery gives a speech someone needs to ask him this question.
Senator Kerry how do you feel about the Kerry Missile Crisis?
Senator Kerry, do you feel that more force should be used to solve the Kerry Missile Crisis?
I could go on all day!