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Syphilis for Christmas?
Ananova ^ | November 2, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 11/02/2007 10:37:16 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20

Manufacturers are hoping their range of cuddly toy versions of microbes including gonorrhea and syphilis will be a hit for Christmas.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: goofy; toys
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Perfect gifts for your gay friends -- if they don't already have the originals models.
1 posted on 11/02/2007 10:37:17 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20; EveningStar

I [hope I] don’t get it ping!

What do you want to bet they’ll be made in China and contain copious amounts of lead?


2 posted on 11/02/2007 10:39:36 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Turret Gunner A20

I usually don’t get that until new year’s eve. Just joking!


3 posted on 11/02/2007 10:40:25 AM PDT by Perdogg (Elections have consequences.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Sick

4 posted on 11/02/2007 10:43:02 AM PDT by jwalburg (Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. What does that say about schools?)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

That’s the gift that keeps on giving.


5 posted on 11/02/2007 10:44:08 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Reminds me of liberals who can make the most disgusting things — like late-term abortion — seem all nice and cuddly, calling them “rights” and such.


6 posted on 11/02/2007 10:44:25 AM PDT by jwalburg (Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. What does that say about schools?)
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To: Froufrou
>I [hope I] don’t get it ping!

"It's not what you think!
It's from my girlfriend's bathroom!
It's a toy! Really!"

7 posted on 11/02/2007 10:47:59 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Turret Gunner A20

OMG! These are awesome! I’m gonna get some for people I know. Hillarious.


8 posted on 11/02/2007 10:49:57 AM PDT by SoldierMedic (Rowan Walter, 23 Feb 2007 Ramadi)
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To: theFIRMbss

Looks like a peanut, to me. “I’ve been shelled!”


9 posted on 11/02/2007 10:55:17 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: jwalburg; EveningStar

Just ridiculous ping!


10 posted on 11/02/2007 10:55:57 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou; All

11 posted on 11/02/2007 10:57:19 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Froufrou

I guess they might be useful presents for the kids of an annoying co-worker.


12 posted on 11/02/2007 10:59:18 AM PDT by jwalburg (Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. What does that say about schools?)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

What else didn’t Kerry tell us about his Christmas in Cambodia?


13 posted on 11/02/2007 11:02:22 AM PDT by Socratic (“Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.” - Corrie Ten Boom)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

That is hysterical. Thank you, thank you. I just ordered a whole bunch of them for family and friends “who have everything.”


14 posted on 11/02/2007 11:02:28 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (If Rudy's an influential conservative, then I'm an award winning concert pianist.)
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To: theFIRMbss; jwalburg

Bad memory of little green plastic critters above every door at the pediatrician’s office when I was little! Dull shot needles! ARGH!


15 posted on 11/02/2007 11:02:39 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Slings and Arrows

))).((( (Non-ping)


16 posted on 11/02/2007 11:04:10 AM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! The comment was a riot as well. I definitely will buy one of these, and it better be the only one my wife ever receives from another guy.


17 posted on 11/02/2007 11:04:28 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: jwalburg

For annoying people my preferred tactic is to give their kids the loudest toys in the store.


18 posted on 11/02/2007 11:05:43 AM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
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To: Turret Gunner A20; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; ...
The gift that keeps on giving...PING!!

What were they thinking??

19 posted on 11/02/2007 11:08:47 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.../ Get well Soon John Force!!!)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Perfect gifts for your gay friends -- if they don't already have the originals models.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL!

20 posted on 11/02/2007 11:08:50 AM PDT by Catholic Canadian ( I love Stephen Harper!)
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