[skimbell]

Nice little read...

[SteveMcKing]

Gay In Jumpsuits Orally Exerting

[Terpfen]

Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity

Here's an acronym: T.R.A.M, Throw Rocks At Me.

[DrGunsforHands]

B.T.T.
Boycott This Travesty.

[jdub]

I had one back in the early 70’s, came with dress blues and a white hat as well as jungle fatigues, guns, and then a few accessories. He got wounded and lost an arm and a foot, so I had to take up baseball.

[Cicero]

Yes. This one is worth sitting down to and reading slowly and thoroughly. I’ve sent it to my list.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Yes, it was.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1917613/posts

[Last Dakotan]

"Action Man,"

Not PC enough - needs to be "action person".

[Between the Lines]

This is really nothing new. In the late 60’s there were soldiers from other countries including France, Germany, England labeled and sold as GI Joe.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Nice story and I'm thankful for men like Col. Paige, but that ain't his face on the famous G.I. Joe action figure. I just finished reading G.I. Joe: The Complete Story of America's Favorite Man of Action which is the definitive book on the toy by John Michlig complete with extensive contributions and a forward by the toy's creator, Don Levine from Hasbro. The original figure's head was created from the imagination of sculptor Phil Kraczkowski. He says "In the case of G.I. Joe, I never sketched anything out and I couldn't use myself as a model because I'm not that handsome. Like a lot of things I've sculpted, G.I. Joe came from within. I don't know how these things happen, but I just let the clay develop and when it ends up where I'm happy, that's it."

[BenLurkin]

[Mobile Vulgus]

Where the heck has Vin been? This story was out months ago!

[Rastus]

UN JOE!

He’ll push for sanctions wherever there’s genocide
GI Joe is there!
GIJoe!
A Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity
GI Joe is there!

It’s GI Joe against American imperialism
Fighting to stay PC
He sometimes gives up, but you know he cares
Rarely effective, but the intention is there

GIJoe!
A Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity
GI Joe is there!

GI Joe is the code name for the UN’s Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. It’s purpose: to defend the world against the imperialistic America, while occasionally knocking up local girls.

He sometimes gives up, and flees before the fight’s done. GI Joe won’t dare.

GI Joe!
A Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity
GI Joe!

[Caipirabob]

We all know the image of "GI Joe" that Hollywood has in mind.

"I'll go get the soap, you and Timmy go get the rubber suits and nipple clamps!"

[Fresh Wind]

[Sybeck1]

No way in the world could they make “Beachhead” PC! He must not be in the movie for sure!

[YourAdHere]

Wasn’t Sgt. Slaughter a one-time member of GI Joe?

B

[Ancient Drive]

NTSA... Not This Shit Again. Is Hollywood pushing NWO through the tube?

[Brucifer]

A little girl was talking with a department store Santa when he asked her what she wanted for Christmas. "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe," she answered.

"Well I suppose that I can manage that," Santa replied, "but doesn't Barbie normally come with Ken?"

"No," answered the little girl, "She just fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe."

My thanks to the freeper that I stole this joke from.