[Brucifer]

A little girl was talking with a department store Santa when he asked her what she wanted for Christmas. "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe," she answered.

"Well I suppose that I can manage that," Santa replied, "but doesn't Barbie normally come with Ken?"

"No," answered the little girl, "She just fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe."

My thanks to the freeper that I stole this joke from.

[Liberty Valance]

Now that right there was funny, I don't care who you stole it from ...