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1 posted on 10/26/2007 12:35:55 PM PDT by pitinkie
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..relax guys...they're made from Luis Rich Turkey breast!

*snicker*

2 posted on 10/26/2007 12:37:15 PM PDT by woollyone (tazers are the 21st century version of the rusty bed frame, car battery, & clamps)
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Let them eat yellowcake


3 posted on 10/26/2007 12:37:24 PM PDT by UglyinLA
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apologize and then shoot them


4 posted on 10/26/2007 12:38:22 PM PDT by wildcatf4f3 (" In explaining any puzzling Washington phenomenon, always choose stupidity over conspiracy, incompe)
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'It was a breach of my human rights and I want compensation.'

UNFREAKINBELIEVALBE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,These people are catching on quickly,,,,I'M OFFENDED NOW PAY ME.

5 posted on 10/26/2007 12:38:30 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (HEY JORGE, SHUT UP AND BUILD THE BLEEPING FENCE, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.)
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'It was a breach of my human rights and I want compensation.'

A breach of your human rights would have been to cut your useless head off with a dull knife.

7 posted on 10/26/2007 12:41:11 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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He claimed that some inmates were so hungry they ended up eating the sandwiches.

Sounds kind of dubious. I remember when I was little I didn't like the pickles that McDonald's put on their burgers, so I just picked them out before stuffing down the burger. I guess removing the offending meat wasn't an option here? Might not leave you with much of a sandwich, but at least you'd adhered to one of the edicts of your religion.

8 posted on 10/26/2007 12:41:17 PM PDT by chimera
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They could have practised fasting for two days. Heck, I’d love to see them fast for a month.


9 posted on 10/26/2007 12:41:23 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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It could have been worse — they could have been served Wimpy’s hamburgers, a UK staple....


10 posted on 10/26/2007 12:41:33 PM PDT by tracer
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“One Muslim inmate, a 28-year-old who was serving a 16-week sentence for driving whilst disqualified, said: ‘When I opened my meal that night I found I’d been given a ham sandwich. I’d asked for cheese.

‘It was a breach of my human rights and I want compensation.’ “

Right out of the Al Queda training handbook. Al Queda operatives are taught to lie about their treatment, claim torture, and demand “human rights” that they would never give to a non-muslim. It is all part of their program. Anyone would publish an article such as this, and not mention that fact, shows which side they are on.

11 posted on 10/26/2007 12:42:34 PM PDT by marktwain
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The government could just let their families feed them, further reducing the burden on the taxpayer...

Ultimately you just have to say “Tough Sh!t, Hajji!” If a Westerner breaks the law in the Middle East, they don’t get special treatment. Why bother to reciprocate?


12 posted on 10/26/2007 12:43:40 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Always use a silencer in a crowd. Loud noises offend people.)
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Next time give them pickled pig’s feet.


14 posted on 10/26/2007 12:43:49 PM PDT by 353FMG (Government is the opiate of the masses.)
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Pay them in pounds of ham...better yet, spam.


15 posted on 10/26/2007 12:45:03 PM PDT by PGalt
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Liberalism has really hit them hard when you consider the fact that the inmates want to run the jail and set out all the terms, conditions, and now, accommodations. Next they'll be requiring room service for some special newly-invented ritual.

If you don't like conditions in the slammer, wouldn't it make more sense to stop doing things that can get you sent there?

The biggest problem with common sense is that it is not common enough.

16 posted on 10/26/2007 12:45:14 PM PDT by capt. norm (Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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Stale bread and water for these mooks.


17 posted on 10/26/2007 12:48:09 PM PDT by Beckwith (dhimmicrats and the liberal media have .chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
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Meh.

Pay the settlement in bills soaked in lard. That'll learn 'em.

18 posted on 10/26/2007 12:49:11 PM PDT by Impugn (I am standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.)
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Honest mistake.  After all, Mohammed's middle name is "HAM!"

19 posted on 10/26/2007 12:49:55 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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One Muslim inmate, a 28-year-old who was serving a 16-week sentence for driving whilst disqualified, said: 'When I opened my meal that night I found I'd been given a ham sandwich. I'd asked for cheese. 'It was a breach of my human rights and I want compensation.'

Breach of human rights? Since when are these decapitatbog cube worshipers considered human, or are they just too damn stupid to figure out how to take the ham out of 2 slices of bread?

20 posted on 10/26/2007 12:50:17 PM PDT by Bommer ("He that controls the spice controls the universe!" (unfortunately that spice is Nutmeg!)
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Damn...give’m bread, water and rice. What is this with a “prison menu”?


21 posted on 10/26/2007 12:56:14 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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Oh Brother, this is one the stupidest things I’ve heard.
I hope the court tells them to ‘put their big panties on and deal’.
22 posted on 10/26/2007 12:57:50 PM PDT by Bunny_with_a_switchblade (I'm sorry,do I know you?)
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LOL. I do a ministry in prison. It is turkey and chicken sausages, “ham” and the like, always, never ham. Freaks some of them out at first though cause they think it’s ham.


23 posted on 10/26/2007 12:59:18 PM PDT by Greg F (Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
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