'ELLEN DUMPED MY DOG, TOO'

New York Post ^ | Oct. 22, 2007

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"On her best day, Ellen DeGenerate is about as funny as a severe case of the crabs."

No ... I'm not gonna ask ... not gonna do it. ;-)

[Lizavetta]

On her best day, Ellen DeGenerate is about as funny as a severe case of the crabs."

Before she became a professional lesbian and was just a comedian, she WAS funny, and very likable. Same with Paula Poundstone. Once they outed and their gayness became their identity, their funniness evaporated.

[river rat]

Ellen is nuts...
Ellen is a pervert...
What do you expect?

These are NOT gay people.....
These are NOT normal people..
They are sick, disturbed or “miss wired” individuals...
Psychiatrists can believe otherwise — but most folks consider them “sick” also..

[JustaDumbBlonde]

I agree with you whole-heartedly. I used to watch Evening at the Improv every nite and they were very funny. I adored Paula Poundstone before she started using her bully pulpit. Heck, even Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’Donnell were funny at one time!

[michigander]

If they stuck me in a house with lesbians and pussy cats, had me fixed
and then sent to sensitivity training so we could all just get along,
I'd poop all over the floors until they sent me to the pound.

[L98Fiero]

I’m not sure I would consider placing a dog with a family more capable of caring for it “dumping” it. She likely did the dog and the family a favor.

But hey, lets pile it on because she’s a lesbian.

[Slings and Arrows]

But hey, lets pile it on because she’s a lesbian.

I'd say it's more of a tongue-lashing.

[L98Fiero]

“I’d say it’s more of a tongue-lashing.”

If this continues, she’ll be out of a job and eating at the Y.

[RosieCotton]

Kerri Randles says she gave DeGeneres a male mutt named Stormy two years ago, only to find out less than two months later that fickle Ellen had re-gifted him to a member of her staff.

Nothing to do with the subject matter, but I really, really hate "gifted" being used as a verb. "Re-gifted" is even worse.

[CarolAnn]

Her being a lesbian has nothing to do with it. She's an inconsiderate, uppity idiot. If she destroys that rescue group, it's that many more dogs that won't get rescued and will die - all because she thought she was too important to follow the rules she agreed to.

I helped confound a rescue group last year, and almost every one of these groups has the same rule - the dog comes back to us or we have to approve the new home. Period.

[sit-rep]

I’d hit it!

[syriacus]

If Ellen were smart (hey, I said if!...), she would make an arrangement with a first class local shelter in LA to take care of any animal she refers to them, in return for a sizable donation and favorable publicity.....

Great, great idea!