Dear Jesus, I have so many things I need to pray to you about.....err......hold on.
Hello Jooty! How are you snoogie!
Posted on 09/29/2007 5:35:25 AM PDT by Liz
Giuliani often prays to Jesus...."I'm guided by the story of the woman about to be stoned, when Jesus said, 'He that hasn't sinned cast the first stone'"...... But Giuliani's biblical analogy drew guffaws from people who closely observed his tenure as mayor, when he often demonized others. " Mayor Giuliani wasn't just a stone-thrower. He was a boulder-thrower," said Baruch professor Doug Muzzio. "Rudy has had too many epiphanies.....strategic conversions on the road to the White House. We are not gullible."
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Stay tuned, religious conservatives----Rooty will soon announce his 53-year old wife is with child through virgin birth.
Now, this is hiliarious----Rooty's "praying" musta given his power-hungry neo-suckups bigtime agita. Dreaming up the fake prayer routine to con conservatives musta required vodka and Valium by the gallon.
Rooty's flim-flamming "dumb Christian conservatives" indicates desperation---he finally figured out he needs conservatives to make a primary showing.
Conservatives should not be misled by this charlatan----Rooty's every move in public life is a slap in the face to conservatives, and all they value.
Gay-loving, gun-grabbing, abortion worhipping Rooty and the Rooters belong to the Everything-For-Us-Nothing-For-You wing of the Repub party.
Rooty and the Rooters are kicking conservatives to the curb, with religious cleansing of the Repub party a key part of their filthy agenda. This is a very dirty game played by remorseless people.
Dear Jesus, I have so many things I need to pray to you about.....err......hold on.
Hello Jooty! How are you snoogie!
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy...Jesus also said, “By their fruits you shall know them.” And He didn’t mean THOSE fruits....
Now, now, Liz.
I'm sure Rudy spent months getting down on the carpet every night praying that Fred wouldn't enter the race.
Missing, as usual, is the very next line of this Scripture.
"Go and sin no more!"
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He missed the whole huge part before that... GENESIS...
Have you noticed the fine folk who drub up this passage usually ignore-or forgit Jesus told her “go and sin no
more. and they usually are equally ignorant of the fact that Jesus knew Hebrew Law-and the Old Testament far better than most American Seminary graduates-probably even knew where the specific law is found and was reminding the
folk who had come to trap him that they had not produced
the adulteress’s fellow violator?
Not if you really believe in grace. You should show others the same grace that you would like Jesus to show you. We all need grace.
Rooty’s prayers WERE answered-—God said, “Screw you Rooty-—Fred is IN the race.”
Rooty omits the Biblical injunctions that make him feel “uncomfortable.”
Amazing
grace.
Giuliani is converted and sees the light on guns.
McCain is converted and sees the light on CFR and illegals.
Huckabee is converted and sees the light on open borders and taxes.
Thompson is converted and sees the light on CFR and open borders.
etc
etc
etc
An amazing election cycle -— what with all these miraculous conversions happening to both Dem and Pubbie candidates.
Let us all sing together, now:
“I saw the light, I saw the light.
No more darkness; no more night.
Now I’m so pandering and leaning to the right.
Praise the Party, I saw the light! ... and vote for meeeeeeee!”
" Mayor Giuliani wasn't just a stone-thrower. He was a boulder-thrower,"
Besides that Rooty is certifiably n-u-t-s.
One thing you get from all of Rooty's babble is his 'Rooty Knows Best' god complex - and a little 'projection' that everyone is mentally ill but him.
(not that I like Ferrets but with NY's RAT PROBLEM, I think Ferrets would be like priority #2,596 out of a list of 2,597)
" P-l-e-a-s-e make me sound conservative."
"Who knew? My stupid advisors told me I didn't need those redneck gun
nuts and dumb Christian conservatives to make a primary showing."
"Man, they're killing me on FR just b/c I had three wives, several mistresses,
was honored by NARAL, donated to Planned Parenthood, and marched
for gay rights under the NAMBLA banner, and appointed gays and
pedophiles to top city jobs."
I know...just dealing with the temptation.
Have at it----even Jesus Christ got angry at the money-changers in the temple.
Voters are supposed to help Rooty shake-off his feelings of inadequacy and "redeem" him by voting him into office.
I don't think so, Rooty.
I can't throw stones at Rudy for his marital infidelity and divorces since I haven't lived a perfect life either, but that doesn't mean I have to vote for him to be the chief executive of the nation and C in C of our armed forces. I don't expect a president to be a plaster saint with a glowing halo over his head. But Clinton demonstrated how the office is disgraced and it's prestige is diminished by a man with low moral character and I don't want to see that kind if thing happen again.
That's not to say that Rudy has the same bottom feeder level of moral character as Clinton's or that he would indulge in illicit sexual behavior while in office, but his record in that area isn't exactly exemplary either.
I see Rudy has alot of friends here!
I could care less about Rudy but that’s a great point...Hillary or Rudy?
Lesser of two evils anyone?
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