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Posted on 09/27/2007 5:55:36 AM PDT by dutchess
One Giant Step for Goatherder
by JohnHuang2
Irans president announced Monday that there are no homosexuals in Iran. Barney Frank said further *research* is needed.
Ahmadinejad is holding American hostages, shelling the Kurds and killing Americans in Iraq, exporting arms and munitions to Hezbollah, denies the Holocaust, denies he denies the Holocaust and says he wants Jews and Israel wiped off the map, so he gets invited to speak at Columbia University, as if already there werent enough nuts loose on campus who should be tasered. Liberals could hardly wait to hear from this leader who sounds so much like Dennis Kucinich.
Despite the pressure mounting over the weekend to cancel the invite, I knew his visit to Columbia was a shoo-in when it was reported that Ahmadinejad prepared for the trip by having a military parade in Tehran featuring trailers painted with signs saying Down with Israel! and Down with the U.S.! and other slogans popular with Columbia faculty.
As part of his charm offensive, Ahmadinejad stood before a banner that said Death to America! just before leaving Iran.
Ahmading-a-lings visit to Columbia Monday was a sort of consolation prize for poor libbies, who despite their best efforts in the Senate all last week failed to get America to surrender in Iraq, even after running their brilliant General Betray Us ad in the New York Times, which backfired.
Liberals constantly attack America as a horrible tyranny and police state, but for 24 hrs (on Monday) we were all supposed to feel better about America because a university had a psycho tyrant from a police state speak on campus. Its such a beautiful thing!
Before speaking at Columbia, Ahmadinejad expressed shock in a speech (via satellite) to the National Press Club that his request to visit Ground Zero was denied, saying all he wanted to do was lay a wreath at the site to pay his respects to all the victims of 9/11, not just the hijackers. (Or, as libbies and Ahmadinejad insist, all the victims of Cheneys Inside Job.)
Columbia University President Lee Bollinger, who promised to be really, really super-duper tough after being criticized for lending the schools prestige to a madman, introduced Ahmadinejad with this: Mr. President (take that!), you exhibit all the signs of being a petty and cruel dictator (and that!). Sinking his teeth into Ahmadinejad even further, Bollinger told him that he looks brazenly provocative or extraordinarily uneducated (TAKE THAT!). With Ahmadinejad quaking in his bloodstained shoes, Professor Bollinger then went for the jugular: When you come to a place like this it makes you simply ridiculous.
After fully recovering from laughing so hard, I noticed the rousing applause from students for Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad said beastly Israel is treating Palestinians beastily (APPLAUSE!), that Palestinians are in lousy shape because of Israeli helicopters (APPLAUSE!), that America cant preach because America has capital punishment too (APPLAUSE!), that freedom of speech exists in Iran, that Iran is a free country and there are no homosexuals left in Iran, not one at which point angry students rushed the stage in protest and . . . Oops! Wrong event.
As for Midgetman Ahmadinejads opening lecture, it was hard to make out even the translator had trouble translating it from its original German.
Speaking of which, Columbia honcho John Coatsworth in an interview sought to assuage concerns that the university is having a double-standard in hosting Ahmadinejad, a racist, Jew-hating, genocide-lover, by noting that they would also have invited Hitler, a racist, Jew-hating, genocide-lover.
If (Hitler) were willing to engage in a debate and a discussion and to be challenged by Columbia students and faculty, we would certainly invite him, said Coatsworth, but only before Hitler invaded Poland, not after, since Hitler wouldve been too busy by then busy doing the work of the German people!
If I understand this right, Bollinger justifies hosting Ahmadinejad on the grounds that he finds his views disgusting and therefore its culturally enriching for students to be in the presence of Ahmadinejad and exposed to disgusting views and because its a great opportunity for students to learn about world affairs and learn about . . . Ahmadinejad this obscure, platform-deprived, little known figure who has no access to hundreds of microphones everywhere he goes.
Agreeing with Bollingers absurd logic, student leaders said in a statement that in a university setting, no view is too disreputable to be excluded. Columbia must be the center of academic freedom! A susceptible breeding ground for ideas! Dont tase me, bro!
Everything and everyone should be welcomed on campus, unless everyone includes the R.O.T.C. or Minuteman Project.
Columbia has kept a ban on the R.O.T.C. allegedly because of the militarys Dont ask, dont tell policy regarding gays and because Columbia loves free speech so much. If youre a student and want to enlist in the R.O.T.C., youve got to travel to other universities to meet your obligations, due to Columbias commitment to tolerance.
Showing its commited to tolerance too, Irans government not long ago had two gay teenagers hanged in public for . . . being gay this after 228 lashes. Liberals are OK with this since neither teenager was named Matthew Shepard and the killer is an influential leader who, not being American, has a right to free speech.
Four hundred other gays have been murdered by the government.
Human Rights Watch reports that Irans dress code police several months ago raided thousands of homes and arrested around 150,000 people as part of a campaign called Countering Immoral Behavior. A witness in Esfahan said police raided a birthday party, arrested 87 people, dragged them to the street, then stripped and beat them until they were bleeding. Eight of the arrested were accused of cross-dressing, which doesnt exist in Iran.
Women in Iran are beaten if they hit the streets without a bag over their head, or for lighting up a cig, but Ahmadinejad is no Larry Summers.
As for American hostages in Iran, the mullahs were so distraught at such allegations that they recently released another one from prison! Just four months after being kidnapped. On the eve of Ahmadinejads visit. That makes four American hostages released in a month!
Liberals blow all of this off and Ahmadinejad gets a pass because, for libbies, Irans got all the right enemies America and Israel being the biggies. Given a choice between Chimpys Blackwater Zionist Neo-conic Joooo-run War Machine vs Ahmadinejad the Neo-Nazi Persian Prince, libbies are sticking with the neo-Nazis. If someone like Shah of Iran Mohammed Reza Pahlavi were running the joint, the Columbia students grilling Ahmadinejad as if applying for intern gigs with the mullahs would instead be screaming about human rights in Iran (lack of em) and how the racist Chimperorship wont do anything to fix it. Well, Jimmy Carter fixed it with the ayatollahs.
Which brings up the point of who really runs the joint the mullahs. Sen. Harry Reid said that as goofy as (Irans) leader appears to be, based on his speech in Columbia, I still think there are many other powers in Iran that we could be dealing with. As goofy as Harry Reid appears to be, hes even goofier in goofily following the mullah script by calling Ahmadinejad goofy. If youre an Iranian nuclear mullah, having a clown and laughingstock nobody takes seriously as your front guy works swimmingly if lulling the unsuspecting infidel as the Mullahattan Project carries on is the goal. If you want to pinpoint how some illegit-born loser anti-Semite who bailed high school ended up almost wiping out European Jewry and bringing on WWII, thats it right there. Even after his running start, Hitler wasnt taken seriously at first, not in Britain anyway. Germany? Oh, dont worry. Top-to-bottom washed-up/has-been country, goofy tinpot dictator, big friggin deal. No threat to us. We know what happened afterward.
But the lulling job isnt lulling the chap in the White House, as four U.S. carrier groups in the Gulf and the Revolutionary Guard Corps getting properly labeled would suggest. In fact, the signs of coming action are so clear, even Democrats are figuring it out and theyre ready to surrender in Iran. Stay tuned.
Anyway, thats...
My Two Cents
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posted on
09/27/2007 5:55:43 AM PDT
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dutchess
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; JustAmy; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; Aquamarine; deadhead; ...
It's Thursday and that means another JohnHuang2 tell it like it is essay at the Finest!!!! ENJOY!!!!
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posted on
09/27/2007 5:58:51 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
JH2 at his most brilliant! He can turn a phrase like no other. ROFLMAO...
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:13:03 AM PDT
by
astounded
(Democrats in Congress = A Clear and Present Danger to the USA)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mrs Mayor; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; ...
September 27, 2007
Sowing And Reaping
READ:
Galatians 6:6-9Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. Galatians 6:7
It seemed innocent enough at the time. I had just come home from high school and told my mom that I was going to a friends house to play football. She insisted that I stay home and do my homework. Instead, I slipped out the back door and spent the next 2 hours making tackles and touchdowns in my friends backyard. But on the last play, I was tackled into a swingset and knocked out my front tooth. It hurt like crazy, but not as badly as telling my parents.
That choice to disobey put me on a 10-year path of dental problems and pain that have continuing implications today. Ballplayer Roy Hobbs said in the film The Natural, Some mistakes you never stop paying for.
Centuries earlier, Paul captured the same idea in the universal law of sowing and reaping. He said, Whatever a man sows, that he will also reap (Gal. 6:7). Our choices often have a reach and impact that we could never imagine. Thus the apostles words remind us to choose wisely.
The choices we make today produce the consequences we reap tomorrow. Its far better to avoid sin in the first place than to struggle to overcome its consequences.
Lord, we need Your wisdom to help us make good choices, and forgiveness when we make bad choices.
Surer than autumns harvests
Are harvests of thought and deed;
Like those that our hands have planted,
The yield will be like the seed. Harris
One good reason for doing the right thing today is tomorrow.
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:19:00 AM PDT
by
The Mayor
( A man's heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.—Proverbs 16:9)
To: dutchess
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:22:32 AM PDT
by
SampleMan
(Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
To: dutchess
no view is too disreputable to be excluded. I've heard this quote before, but they don't realize that it doesn't mean what they think.
I think they mean "no view is disreputable enough to be excluded".
But, as stated, it's closer to the truth than they realize.
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:25:04 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Great job both of you. Nice graphic selections Dutchess & very well written essay JH2!
Ahmadinejad is a very frightening man to me.
I am sure it was nice to do the prep work last night with less pressure on you Dutchess. How is dad doing?
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:47:20 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: All
God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Aquamarine; Dutchess, The Mayor, DollyCali or GodBlessUSA and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nations leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.
Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:49:17 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: All
Good morning to everyone at the Finest! I have a lot of tasks on the homefront, at the computer & some shopping to do.
Will be doing doggie walk with one friend & dinner later with another... so need to get busy now. Too many fallow days here(my fault)
Hope you all have a splendid Thursday! AND,,,
to all visitors/lurkers. Please join us each day for chat & for friendship at a gentle thread!
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:50:47 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: astounded; JohnHuang2
JH2 at his most brilliant! He can turn a phrase like no other. ROFLMAO...
Yes...this is John at his best! Thanks for checking in!
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:50:56 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: SampleMan
Fantastic read!
I agree. John is the best!
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:52:16 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: DollyCali
Hi Dolly. This was a fun one to illustrate AND I agree "little Hitler" is VERY scary.
Life is very different. Dad is doing fine...I'm off to my first quarterly meeting with the nursing home staff. Should be interesting. I'll freepmail you later. ((((hugs))))
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posted on
09/27/2007 6:56:38 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: The Mayor
How true, how true, (((Rus)))... as we find out eventually.
Good morning!!
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posted on
09/27/2007 7:14:19 AM PDT
by
La Enchiladita
(Where were you when the world stopped turning...)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Don't taze me, bro!
Meanwhile...
The day that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was given the opportunity to speak at Columbia University in New York, the powers that be over at Seton Hall University in New Jersey were cancelling the appearance of Sirius Satellite Radio's Andrew Wilkow and former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. Wilkow and DeLay were invited to speak to the campus as part of their college tour by the campus Republicans. However, the Seton Hall administration decided to cancel the appearance claiming that Tom DeLay would cast a negative light on their institution.
So in the minds of the head honchos over at Seton Hall, Andrew Wilkow and Tom DeLay are more "dangerous" than the likes of Ahmadinejad. It's disgraceful that the liberals in this country were whining and crying that the leader of Iran, the world's leader in state sponsored terrorism, should be given his right to free speech. Yet, they deny and they cheer the denial of the free speech rights of Andrew Wilkow and Tom DeLay. Yes, hypocrisy at it's finest.
- Trent
Proud Conservative
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posted on
09/27/2007 7:34:41 AM PDT
by
La Enchiladita
(Where were you when the world stopped turning...)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Excellent John! It would have been a disgrace except Ahmadinejad fit right in with that crowd.
Perfect illustrations Dutchess.
To: JohnHuang2; dutchess
Fantastic! .
The graphics are terrific!
Thank You!
Liberals constantly attack America as a horrible tyranny and police state, but for 24 hrs (on Monday) we were all supposed to feel better about America because a university had a psycho tyrant from a police state speak on campus. Its such a beautiful thing!
I was seething all week for this very reason. I'm so thankful we did not have to see a visit to Ground Zero. I don't think I could have taken it.
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posted on
09/27/2007 11:08:41 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
*Thank You, Dutchess and John*
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Another great essay and presentation!
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posted on
09/27/2007 11:13:37 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: dutchess; All
Shame on Columbia University for inviting that so called man,to speak at their University!
I can’t believe he was allowed into Our Country!
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posted on
09/27/2007 11:14:38 AM PDT
by
Majie Purple
(I w s l m e t s m a p a/o p a s m o l a/o e i t t l f m...s i c l a o. *Note to self*Can't explain*)
To: dutchess; All
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posted on
09/27/2007 11:26:29 AM PDT
by
Majie Purple
(I w s l m e t s m a p a/o p a s m o l a/o e i t t l f m...s i c l a o. *Note to self*Can't explain*)
To: dutchess; All
Thank God for the correct response of denied access to “Ground Zero.” Those decision makers got it right!
ACCCSESS DENIED...
Get out and stay out of America!!
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posted on
09/27/2007 11:36:53 AM PDT
by
Majie Purple
(I w s l m e t s m a p a/o p a s m o l a/o e i t t l f m...s i c l a o. *Note to self*Can't explain*)
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