Posted on 09/25/2007 11:21:50 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Queer Eye for the Iranian Guy Woos Ahmadinejad
by Scott Ott
(2007-09-25) — Producers of the new BravoTV series “Queer Eye for the Iranian Guy” said they’re close to inking a deal with Islamic Republic President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to appear in the season opener.
While it’s a well-known fact that there are no homosexuals in Iran, the network plans to import them to Tehran from the United States in order to give Mr. Ahmadinejad “a radical, extremist makeover.”
During the course of the show, the Iranian leader will be “fundamentally transformed head-to-toe” by a group of homosexual men known as the Fab Five — an interior designer, a fashion stylist, a chef, a beauty guru and a ‘concierge of cool’.
According to a news release from the show’s producers, “By the time the Fab Five are done with him, the A-man will have gone from geek to gorgeous, sporting a new threads, new taste in pop music and a new sense of self-identity.”
Gotta love scrappleface.
There are plenty of homosexuals. In fact, they are practically wall-to-wall with them. Plenty of Iranian men are dragging little boys into their tents on a daily basis. Why do you think Iranian men get onto their hands and knees, and stick their butts in the air five times a day? I mean, you go, girls!
Aw, now Hugo’s gonna be jealous!
Go on over there—then you can have a show called “Queer eye and headless guys”
There are none in Iran because they have either lost their heads or are hiding.
Queer quy for the beady eye...
How would Liberals fare in Iran? My guess is that they would quickly become headless, which wouldn’t be all that bad since they don’t have a brain cell that works anyway.
The kill the gays they do have.
Yet in the ME, what the men do like in this picuture of president nutjob kissing another man, would in American society would be viewed as being gay. In the ME this is strange behavior is considered normal, is beyond me.
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