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Armless artist head-butts man who later dies of heart attack
Houston Chronicle ^
| September 19, 2007
Posted on 09/20/2007 12:50:58 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor
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Except for the fact that the guy died ... this might be the funniest story I've read in a while.
A guy in Georgia dies after being headbutted by an armless artist/ painter, in a fight over a woman.
If you've ever lost a fight to an armless painter ... youuuu might be a redneck.
H
To: Hemorrhage
Can they charge you with assault with a deadly weapon if you’re unarmed?
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:52:23 PM PDT
by
Jaxter
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
To: Hemorrhage
To: Jaxter
Wow, the armless guy WON the fight?
I really gotta hand it to him....
To: Hemorrhage
interesting headline, both nothing beats “Headless Body found in Topless Bar’
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:54:09 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
I guess he was Unarmed and Dangerous.....
To: Hemorrhage
Don’t bring your arms to a head fight.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:55:29 PM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: Jaxter
>> Can they charge you with assault with a deadly weapon if you’re unarmed?
The woman they were fighting over should rethink her life.
She’s having trouble choosing between a painter with no arms, and a guy that got his ass kicked by a painter with no arms.
H
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:55:33 PM PDT
by
SnakeDoctor
("Don't worry. History will get it right ... and we'll both be dead." - George W. Bush to Karl Rove)
To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
I hear the police are stumped.....
To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
The Black Knight always triumphs.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:55:44 PM PDT
by
mgstarr
("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
To: Hemorrhage
To: Hemorrhage
..where they put the cuffs?
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:56:14 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: Hemorrhage
We need pics of the woman before judgement.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:56:18 PM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Keyes/Paul '08 - When you can't get crazy enough.)
To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
Anyone who's ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail knows that armless people can still fight.
To: Hemorrhage
This is why they invented YouTube.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:57:03 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Five bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: Hemorrhage
It’s the headline that does it. “head-butts” gets two more body parts into the story. Sad story. Hilarious headline.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:57:07 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. What does that say about schools?)
To: Hemorrhage
ROTLMAO!
Damn, next time I read a post of yours I’ll make sure I’m not drinking anything!
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:57:30 PM PDT
by
Badeye
(You can't ping the banned, dingus (Grin))
To: mgstarr
Ya know, I saw that coming from the top of this thread. I said, "Somewhere down below, there's going to be a picture from the Holy Grail"
But when I got there, I still laughed out loud.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:57:45 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: mgstarr
To: Hemorrhage
At least it was an unarmed attack.
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posted on
09/20/2007 12:58:17 PM PDT
by
aruanan
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