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Add your own creative interpretations here. Maybe we can send these to the View and ask someone like say Wayne Grady to sing it.
1 posted on 09/18/2007 7:24:04 AM PDT by SirLinksalot
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To: SirLinksalot

How about Wayne Newton to sing it. Isn’t he a conservative?


2 posted on 09/18/2007 7:27:27 AM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: SirLinksalot
This is Grady:

This is Brady:

6 posted on 09/18/2007 7:30:21 AM PDT by ZGuy
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To: SirLinksalot

How is this has been’s refusal to go on a gabfest known for leftwing lunacy and talking over each other worthy of a ‘news cycle’?

Sheesh.


7 posted on 09/18/2007 7:31:42 AM PDT by Badeye (You know its a kook site when they ban the word 'kook')
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To: SirLinksalot

another disgusting entertainer who takes on the mantle of marxism and instantly becomes a brilliant, all-knowing, all wise, god-like individual who can not stand the presence of an inferior.

(the tragedy is that the “american electorate” will fall all over themselves to vote for hillary! and all the manilows in the world by proxy.)


9 posted on 09/18/2007 7:34:54 AM PDT by ripley
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Manilow looks like a ferret.

At our household he’s been known as Ferretface since he first hit the music scene.


11 posted on 09/18/2007 7:37:34 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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Why are liberal males so easily emasculated?
They really are girly-men.
No REAL MAN will vote for the Hildabeast, only the effeminate ones.


13 posted on 09/18/2007 7:38:10 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (If You Support America - Thank a Soldier; If You Support Al-Qaeda - Thank a Democrat!)
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To: SirLinksalot

Mark Steyn is FINE!


15 posted on 09/18/2007 7:38:37 AM PDT by Suzy Quzy (Hillary '08...Her PHONINESS is REAL!!!)
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To: SirLinksalot

a few song paradies on this link...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1898085/posts?q=1&;page=1#1


18 posted on 09/18/2007 7:46:30 AM PDT by donnab
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To: SirLinksalot

Paul Shanklin, in Memphis. ‘Nuf said....


21 posted on 09/18/2007 7:53:11 AM PDT by MainFrame65 (The US Senate: World's greatest PREVARICATIVE body!)
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To: SirLinksalot

rry to Elizabeth.

My eyes Abhored You

My eyes abhored ya
Though you never laid a hand on me
My eyes abhored ya
Keep that conservative away from me
You couldn’t see how I adbhored ya
So close, close and yet so far right

I burned your books you fool
Playin’ “make-believe you agreed with me”
You were frist rate, I was third
When we came to TV
Coming into homes every day from New York to San Fran Bay
Still a few watching me and you
Go our separate ways

Headed for a big fight
I fell from the ladder to fortune and fame
I worked my jaws to the bone
Made myself a name
Funny I seemed to find
That no matter how the years unwind
Still I reminisce ‘bout that girl I miss
And the TV show I left behind


23 posted on 09/18/2007 7:57:35 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: lightingguy

HA, Mark Steyn ping.


24 posted on 09/18/2007 7:58:04 AM PDT by agrace
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To: SirLinksalot

It’s frightening the level of intolerance on the left that is tolerated. What happened to agreeing to disagree?

The political tone in this country is growing scarier every day.


32 posted on 09/18/2007 8:12:24 AM PDT by tennteacher (Duncan Hunter '08)
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To: SirLinksalot

LOL, very nice!! Bookmarking. Barry is acting like a big baby, I think he’s trying to make something out of nothing and get his 15 minutes, get back in the news.


36 posted on 09/18/2007 8:17:51 AM PDT by fortunecookie (Finally catching up with posting...)
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What timing. I was just wondering, "what has-been entertainer is going to play the 'hate conservatives' card next in order to get to see his name in public again"?
44 posted on 09/18/2007 9:09:46 AM PDT by Kenton (All vices in moderation. I don't want to overdo any but I don't want to skip any either.)
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To: SirLinksalot; dighton
Don't ask me why this came out of my keyboard all of a sudden. Dighton, a little light verse for you...

Barry's lost it, getting grey
Grecian Formula every day
Tummy buttons getting snug
On his head a plastic rug
Only talks to those who say
He's getting better by the day
Despite the jowls and puffy gut
And wrinkled brow and sagging butt
A Vegas warbler once he was
When all the ladies were abuzz
O'er leisure suits and disco dance
A summer sausage in his pants
A gold medallion twinkling there
Amidst abundant torso hair
Which now, alas, is getting grey
Down underneath that chest toupee
He's lost his fans, he's lost his licks
And now he enters politics
A place where angels fear to fly
Where old celebs now go to die
He tests the pool with trembling toe
And draws it back, afraid to go
Amidst the maelstrom's frightening whirl
He might get yelled at by a girl
Our manly man? Afraid he's not
He's just a pansy in a pot
He'll only deal from a stacked deck
He's terrified of Hasselbeck
And Rosie tells him what to think
Ann Coulter'd make his danglers shrink
And so he hides behind a tree
"Till everyone agrees with me."
Well, courage is as courage does
A has-been? No, a never-was.

I'll go away now...

46 posted on 09/18/2007 9:18:29 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: SirLinksalot

< SNORT>


48 posted on 09/18/2007 9:48:56 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
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LOL!

Mark Steyn is a genius.

60 posted on 09/18/2007 11:46:16 AM PDT by TChris (Governments don't RAISE money; they TAKE it.)
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Wayne Brady, not Grady. Brady has a nice-guy rep, so I don’t think he’ll want to piss off Manilow fans.


61 posted on 09/18/2007 11:47:58 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Hillary for President? In the words of Bell Biv DeVoe: "Never trust a big butt and a smile!")
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Just watched that TMZ vid of BM performing Copa. The strange part was that his stage moves during the song were stiff, repetitive and amateurish but his brief dance with the showgirl was smooth, fluid, nice to watch.


76 posted on 09/18/2007 11:39:18 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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He just misses his old friend and mentor, that distinguished metallurgist, Dr. O’Donnell...


79 posted on 09/19/2007 6:04:02 AM PDT by pollwatcher (the liberal mind works like a parachute - drifty and groundless)
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