Posted on 09/18/2007 7:24:00 AM PDT by SirLinksalot
His name was Barry
He was a showboy
But that was thirty years ago
When he used to do the show
Now it's a talkshow
But not for Barry
Still in the suit he used to wear
Faded gel streaks in his hair
He won't return their call
No matter how they crawl
He lost his slot
And he lost his marbles
But he's found Ron Paul
He can't cope-a
Cope-a with Hassel
The toughest chick west of Newcastle
Not like Rosie
Rosie O'Donnell
Barry knows she'll melt
When he brings up steel melt
He can't cope-a
He lost his slot...
This incident makes me believe that Barry is part of Rosie Abominable’s gay posse.
“You and me both. I told my better half if Charles Krauthammer was single, Id be moving to D.C. and stalking the poor man.”
I have to agree. That’s why I’m a Dick Cheney girl (well, that among other things...)
John Bolten does it for me too...now, there’s a real man.
Sure wish he was back in the UN
Now Cheney, he’s a cutie. Find me a SINGLE man like that!
Barry's lost it, getting grey
Grecian Formula every day
Tummy buttons getting snug
On his head a plastic rug
Only talks to those who say
He's getting better by the day
Despite the jowls and puffy gut
And wrinkled brow and sagging butt
A Vegas warbler once he was
When all the ladies were abuzz
O'er leisure suits and disco dance
A summer sausage in his pants
A gold medallion twinkling there
Amidst abundant torso hair
Which now, alas, is getting grey
Down underneath that chest toupee
He's lost his fans, he's lost his licks
And now he enters politics
A place where angels fear to fly
Where old celebs now go to die
He tests the pool with trembling toe
And draws it back, afraid to go
Amidst the maelstrom's frightening whirl
He might get yelled at by a girl
Our manly man? Afraid he's not
He's just a pansy in a pot
He'll only deal from a stacked deck
He's terrified of Hasselbeck
And Rosie tells him what to think
Ann Coulter'd make his danglers shrink
And so he hides behind a tree
"Till everyone agrees with me."
Well, courage is as courage does
A has-been? No, a never-was.
I'll go away now...
Can we call him a douche bag?
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Barry? Is that you?
Nope....I’m actually just a singer in a rock and roll band....a really, really bad one that only plays in my shower.
Hey, baby ... did you ever think about how the 30 Years War spurred the rise of mercantilism in post renaissance Europe?
Speaking of pretentious song lyrics, cue the Moody Blues.
Indeed.
Heck, he killed a cop that asked for his autograph, then busted a cap in Chappelle’s knee.
Down boy, I meant in person. :D
But that’s pretty good, for 3000 miles away! LOL
A little bit of revisionist history here...
Her name was Saca...Sacajawea...The hottest squaw on the frontier...
Sorry, couldn't help myself...
I wouldn’t risk it. In person, my charismatic grasp of history can damn near kill a woman. I get in more trouble with the cops that way...
Mark Steyn is a genius.
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