That was the funniest skit ever!
Posted on 09/18/2007 7:24:00 AM PDT by SirLinksalot
His name was Barry
He was a showboy
But that was thirty years ago
When he used to do the show
Now it's a talkshow
But not for Barry
Still in the suit he used to wear
Faded gel streaks in his hair
He won't return their call
No matter how they crawl
He lost his slot
And he lost his marbles
But he's found Ron Paul
He can't cope-a
Cope-a with Hassel
The toughest chick west of Newcastle
Not like Rosie
Rosie O'Donnell
Barry knows she'll melt
When he brings up steel melt
He can't cope-a
He lost his slot...
Wayne Brady, not Grady. Brady has a nice-guy rep, so I don’t think he’ll want to piss off Manilow fans.
At our house, he's called "Barely Mannenuf",
Much appreciated, sir, much appreciated.
Pinging it along to some friends and members of the Light Verse Brigade.
So, uh, how about that French Revolution???
(just kidding, after 24 years of marriage I couldn’t flirt if I wanted to.)
. . . it was a famous victory!
Brilliant!!
Wayne Brady shot a cop on the Chappelle show.
That was the funniest skit ever!
“White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODEUAIU2zs
In the episode, Brady is hired to host the series after Chappelle "quits" the series and later co-stars in a flashback sequence (which parodied the 2001 film Training Day), in which Wayne Brady reveals himself to be a violent, sociopathic pimp who torments Chappelle when the two spend the night together hanging out.
Among the acts of depravity Brady commits is a drive-by shooting, the murder of a police officer, and forcing Chappelle to smoke PCP. One of the most memorable lines from the sketch is Wayne Brady telling a prostitute who worked for him, "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?", "This is not an option nigga, if you do not smoke this then we have a problem." (to Chappelle in reference to the PCP), and, later, "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!" (after shooting Dave Chappelle in the leg), a reference to Chappelle's Rick James catch phrase, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Leni
Why do you think he's called Barely Manenof
Well, since he can’t walk, you wouldn’t have much trouble catching up to him. He’s brilliant.
I’m still lusting over the picture of George W. Bush in that flight suit...oh, my.
Omigosh. Is that ever funny. You have a real gift here.
Just watched that TMZ vid of BM performing Copa. The strange part was that his stage moves during the song were stiff, repetitive and amateurish but his brief dance with the showgirl was smooth, fluid, nice to watch.
Exactly. Manilow is still very much in the game. And just because I may not care for his material or his political viewpoints, I'm not going to deny that he's a very capable artist, song writer, producer and businessman. I think it's petty for others to do so.
You could make it in rap, you know that?
He just misses his old friend and mentor, that distinguished metallurgist, Dr. O’Donnell...
Pat pat pat. You did fine dear. I would think after 24 years of marriage, you’d be EXPERT at flirting! You’d better get busy and flirt with Mrs NCL!
LOL!
I want to tell you, I recently ended 22 years of marriage and right up until the end, I flirted with him. Didn’t do me a bit of good, but I did. Kept me good at it though. and I’m VERY good at it. heeheehee
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