Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits village

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=296907 ^

[johnny7]

“Hillary's taken the children!!”

[Artemis Webb]

If the residents start acting funny and very large pods start growing under their huts they have a problem.

[Max in Utah]

Whatever it is, don't touch it...

[Humble Servant]

““Hillary’s taken the children!!”
“

And Bill’s taken the women. And I’m getting as far away from Barney as I can.

[Tanniker Smith]

Wow, Andromeda Strain.

Okay. I was going to say "Cue X-Files theme music, but A.S. works better.

[originalbuckeye]

I think we better watch out in nine months. It sounds more like a Village of the Damned scenario to me!

[6ppc]

Have they checked for pods?

[Mountain Troll]

So how long before the zombies start invading from the south?

Oh, right.

[toddlintown]

Bad Ju-Ju.

[fzx12345]

You’re next! YOU’RE NEXT!

[jetson]

Maybe it hit Michael Moores vacation home.

[william clark]

Or the Man-Eater of Surrey Green.

[NavyCanDo]

Seal off the village and nuke it. It’s our only hope.

[Red_Devil 232]

30 meter wide meteor Crater? It might be six feet, if that. It is all in the perspective of the photo!

[Alouette]

Wow, Andromeda Strain.

Or Kryptonite

Or this:

[shankbear]

Bush did it. Used the new Rovinator 404 Meteor Magnet. Pissed at Peru. Preposterous.

[cartoonistx]

I remember when they shot that Body Snatchers movie in my old hometown! Sierra Madre, California. When it was done they premiered it in our town’s only theater!

[CholeraJoe]

Agent K: "Do you know what you're doing?"
Agent J: "Yeah. I'm about to take on the most feared alien in the universe with four worms and a mailman."

[dangerdoc]

Alien pathenogens doing the jobs that.....

[Mr. Jeeves]

“The Color Out of Space” by H.P. Lovecraft (1927) was the best rendering of this idea. I’ll be expecting some of Cthulhu’s minions to show up on Hillary’s campaign staff any day, now. ;)