[decimon]

Wurst riot ever.

[Perdogg]

I am tempted, but.....nah

[vetvetdoug]

Johnsonville Brats no doubt. I’d been pissed too if I was only going to be served just one. Especially if they were to be the beer battered ones..

[TornadoAlley3]

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Got their wieners into a schnitzel.

[dragnet2]

Give them Chinese sausages.

[PAR35]

Sounds like it’s time for a peanut butter sandwich with a cup of water for dinner.

[Cementjungle]

Image what would happen if they served pork sausages.

[doc1019]

Should spend some time in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s tent city in AZ. I think they would appreciate “one sausage”, any sausage … anything other than bologna sandwiches.

[LADY J]

Studies have proved that sausage deprivation can drive you mad!!

[eastforker]

When you jail humans and they are dependent on thier captors, they are turned into nothing more than caged animals depenent on welfare. Try not feeding one of your pets or reduce their food for a day or two. You may see the same reaction. It doesn’t take much to keep an inmate happy. Timely meals, on time activities as told, and no deviation from schedule, makes a happy prisoner.

[A CA Guy]

I thought they could get all the sausage they could handle in prison.

[gathersnomoss]

Inmates will provide plenty of sausage for the perp.

[Popman]

Warden Jann Gartman said 33 prisoners were involved in the melee Tuesday evening

If I was the warden, these 33 pukes would be eating only sausage and nothing but sausage, for breakfast, lunch and dinner for about 30 days.

[aroostook war]

“...33 prisoners were involved in the melee...The other 300 prisoners accepted the meal without incident...”

Let’s be frank. The 33 were brats.

[Mark was here]

I hope they take their sweet time repairing the toilets.

[Snoopers-868th]

Gartman said damage to the jail was light.

This stuff really irritates me. The cost might have been "light" but certainly was hundreds of dollars, if not more. Dollars the taxpayer picks up! I agree with whomever said they should be served sausage for all meals for 30 days.

[monkapotamus]

[FLCowboy,]

Wurst riot ever.

I love it. Great response!

[Jaysun]

It was four years ago almost to the day when my wife informed me that half of my kielbasa had fallen to the floor and been eaten by the dogs.

I don’t know, I just lost it. I went on a rampage and woke up the next day in a field. I was naked except for a captain’s hat and a coin changer.

I don’t remember any of it but I apparently killed eleven people and seriously injured twice as many. The property damage came in at $276,923.

You don’t mess with a man’s sausage. She hasn’t served it since. It’s just not worth the risk.

[aruanan]

Warden Jann Gartman said 33 prisoners were involved in the melee Tuesday evening. Officers from the Lea County Sheriff's and Hobbs police departments were called to the jail to restore control. The jail was locked down after the incident.

Remove the 33 prisoners and then give the remaining 300 about 3 extra sausages each with the note, "Courtesy of The 33, What Happens if You Riot"