[Jaysun]

It was four years ago almost to the day when my wife informed me that half of my kielbasa had fallen to the floor and been eaten by the dogs.

I don’t know, I just lost it. I went on a rampage and woke up the next day in a field. I was naked except for a captain’s hat and a coin changer.

I don’t remember any of it but I apparently killed eleven people and seriously injured twice as many. The property damage came in at $276,923.

You don’t mess with a man’s sausage. She hasn’t served it since. It’s just not worth the risk.

[decimon]

As long as the dogs are okay.