Six beers later, and it ain't helpin'!
In other news, water is wet. How much taxpayer money went toward this?
This is the most unsurprising news since Hillary announced her candidacy in a black pants suit.
Six beers later, and it ain't helpin'!
this otta be good ...
I would submit the age of the participants would also make a huge difference. I’ve seen a number of females approaching 30 and just beyond, that were looking for nothing much more than a warm body. There’s a clock that some women are just thrilled to tell you about, that once was clicking softly, but now chimes inside their heads like Big Ben.
They can say whatever they want about their studies. My personal observations trump.
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do
with the money.
The first does a total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make-up
and buys several new outfits,
then dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this
to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs,
some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him
because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000
and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save
for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time
about what each woman had done
with the money he’d given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
And Bill Clinton's excuse is...??
...short meetings of three to seven minutes in which people chat...
That's not even long enough to make a first impression.
And what foundations issued grants for this?
I’m a fool. I should have tapped into grant funding for a living.
Yeah, well, they didn't say ON WHAT BASIS they were "choosy". Like they didn't say, "They tended to chose men of income level X".
Which is what we KNOW happened...
What if the the more attractive woman is 35 and the less attractive is 25? Because of many criteria, mainly breeding purposes, which would the man choose? (Keep in mind courting, dating, living together in first years of marriage, etc. etc.)
The looks of a woman will certainly attract a man, but it is her personality that keeps him there. Beautiful women who are airheads or shrews can be tolerated only so long.
Men go for good looks, women go for money.
Beer, getting ugly people laid for over 200 years.
Well, I'm just so thrilled to have science confirm what everybody always knew. Now we know it's true for sure.
Where would we be without studies funded to tell us the obvious?
Stating the obvious ping
Just about every man would choose a beautiful and sweet girl who is an airhead over a mean ugly genius.