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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)

Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter

Q. What is a cesarean section?

A. A womb with a view.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: devolve; The Spirit Of Allegiance

Lol, good thread, thanks Spirit

devolve, you like PUNS!!


161 posted on 08/22/2007 9:17:34 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: Old Sarge

FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
SVFM
OK IL F M N X


162 posted on 08/22/2007 9:17:51 PM PDT by elephantlips
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To: VA Voter

Shopping centers are boring. When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.


163 posted on 08/22/2007 9:22:15 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
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To: Lucky9teen

I’ll rate that one as a baby pun. It’s only half groan.


164 posted on 08/22/2007 9:24:05 PM PDT by reg45
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

They asked Sir Lancelot why he always killed during darkness. He said: “Haven’t you ever heard of the dead of the knight?”


165 posted on 08/22/2007 9:26:59 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: ladtx

I’ve seen bad poetry in my time, but that one’s even verse.


166 posted on 08/22/2007 9:27:56 PM PDT by reg45
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To: elephantlips

Have you any eggs?
Yes, we have eggs
Have you any ham?
Yes, we have ham
Ok, I’ll have ham and eggs!

LOL!


167 posted on 08/22/2007 9:28:11 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: VA Voter

I used to kiss my girlfriend on the lips. But its all over now.


168 posted on 08/22/2007 9:34:23 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: null and void

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer, plunking down a $20 bill. The bartender serves him a pint, takes the $20 to the register and thinking, “Gorilla’s can’t be too smart,” returns with $6 in change, then walks away. A little later the barman saunters over offering a little conversation:
“You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here...”
To which the gorilla replies:
“I would think not, what with $14 pints!”


169 posted on 08/22/2007 9:35:18 PM PDT by GregoryFul (how'd that get there?)
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To: Enterprise

You have burdened me with joust too much information!


170 posted on 08/22/2007 9:35:45 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

What do you call an obstetrician and a coroner who are friends? A paradox.


171 posted on 08/22/2007 9:40:06 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Tazlo

Being a baker is easy, you make a lot of dough with the yeast effort.


172 posted on 08/22/2007 9:40:57 PM PDT by reg45
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To: capt. norm

Pavlov was a ding-a-ling.


173 posted on 08/22/2007 9:42:38 PM PDT by reg45
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
One knight was a real rascal. He would raid the neighboring knight’s Kingdom of History and steal his assistants. He said he was only taking pages out of history.
174 posted on 08/22/2007 9:45:17 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: VA Voter

Hear about the Japanese athiest?
He didn’t believe in Godzilla.


175 posted on 08/22/2007 9:45:34 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Political Junkie Too
Pat: I've got a 1957 Henway for sale.

Mike: What's a Henway?

Pat: About two pounds.

176 posted on 08/22/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT by reg45
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To: Enterprise

Why were knights always getting parking tickets for their horses? They would leave them in the Camelot.


177 posted on 08/22/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Blogger

Yes. Poor Michael Vick is being hounded by the press.


178 posted on 08/22/2007 9:50:02 PM PDT by reg45
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To: Enterprise; Rennes Templar; MinuteGal; LexBaird

Ah, chivalry!

And were it the days of old,

I’d be bold,

I’d brave

from such a knave

to save those pages.

Who knows? Some might be sages.


179 posted on 08/22/2007 9:52:14 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Rennes Templar
"They would leave them in the Camelot."

It seems that the tickets reached their weekly peak on Wednesday - otherwise known as humpday.

180 posted on 08/22/2007 9:52:33 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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