Posted on 08/13/2007 6:13:46 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Rove Quits White House to Run Hillary Campaign
by Scott Ott
(2007-08-13) — Karl Rove, the chief adviser to George Bush since 1993, in a new interview with the Wall Street Journal, said he would resign from the Bush administration effective August 31, to spend more time with family and to head up the presidential campaign of Democrat front runner Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY.
Mr. Rove called the move “a cold calculated decision to remain in charge of the U.S. government indefinitely.”
“I crave power,” Mr. Rove told the Journal, “and I can’t get my fix working for a lame duck president. I’ve been informally advising future President Clinton for about a year. I have a lot in common with Hillary — mostly notably the ice water that flows through our veins and the unbridled lust to rule the nation with an iron fist.”
President Bush plans to make a statement about the Rove resignation, as soon as he can find someone to tell him what to say.
And here I thought he was leaving to go plan the next “natural disaster” against the poor, of whom women, children, and minorities would be hardest hit.
ROFL!!!
Sweet. Awesome concept. Rove, you magnificent bastard!
jk
As long as Bush keeps the weather machine when he leaves we are OK I guess...
Wonder who’ll replace him? I heard Vicente Fox is looking for a job.
I wondered if he was keepin’ his Weather Machine.
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Heh. It's true!
Rove had to go...the only storm he could crank up this summer is heading for Hawaii and the rich folks on the pretty white beaches instead of finishing the job in New Orleans. Bush is a loyal guy but loyalty has limits.
I recall most of the KOS kiddies believing stuff like this, and a few of our FR far out tin foil hatters as well.
Too funny.......
LOL! I knew this had to be Scrappleface before I even clicked on the link!
And I had him pegged to run the Cheney/Gingrich 2008 campaign...
Hahahahaha
If you want to have fun say Rove is going to run the ronpaul campaign...
Doesn't anyone do a search first anymore?
Is it a job Americans won't do?
Wonder who’ll replace him? I heard Vicente Fox is looking for a job..........
I’m hearing Susan Estrich will keep George on his recent path.
Who is going to run the hurricane and mine collapse machines now?
somebody has to post this on kos.
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