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1 posted on 08/12/2007 7:57:37 PM PDT by JACKRUSSELL
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Bruises?


2 posted on 08/12/2007 7:59:50 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

I love that one.


3 posted on 08/12/2007 8:01:01 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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Tip#6; Shave or otherwise remove any body hair.Frenchmen may find brillo pads under your arms attractive-everyone else says no way.


4 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:13 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (If there's lead in the air,there's hope..)
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This thread is useless without PICS


5 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:27 PM PDT by grjr21
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

Wrap them with thin plastic wrap and warm the feet with hot towels for 10 minutes.

Then break the bones and reshape the feet so that they are the size of tennis balls.

6 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:36 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agammemnon dead.)
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leaning the body forward at a 45 degree angle makes whole body appear slimmer!

I'd pay to see that!

7 posted on 08/12/2007 8:05:29 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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I like number 4:”Lean the body forward at a 45 degree angle...”

That can also make you look intoxicated.


8 posted on 08/12/2007 8:06:24 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (All comments now being monitored by BOR. He's looking out for you!)
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Sheesh, if they are going to go through all of those steps they are gonna have to get up at 4am just to get out on the beach by dark.


12 posted on 08/12/2007 8:09:25 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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Before you go, have a hot bath. It will help soften the hard skin on your back.

I have never had hard skin on my back...nor have I ever encountered hard skin on anyone else's back.

I know that I have not been sheltered!

Does anyone have stories to share about this????

17 posted on 08/12/2007 8:11:25 PM PDT by bannie (The Good Guys cannot win when they're the only ones playing by the rules.)
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Tip 3: A bloated body is far from attractive

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

19 posted on 08/12/2007 8:12:22 PM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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Even after all these tips I still think that it is in my best interest and human kind that I won’t wearing a bikini in China.


22 posted on 08/12/2007 8:15:40 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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Well, it looks like the Comintern is ramping up to attract attendence to the 2008 Olympics.

I mean, chinese culinary delights, Olympics, the tombs at Xian,the great wall, and now sexy chinese women who only 12 years ago, had to wear baggy blue suits continuously.

My, how times have changed!

But under it all, the Communist dragon awaits, watching and making lists of names of those who will need to be,"re-educated."

Miss China Tourism 06 competitors:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Japan has China beat at the beach:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

25 posted on 08/12/2007 8:18:44 PM PDT by Candor7 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Baghdad_(1258))
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there are girls in China?


26 posted on 08/12/2007 8:19:09 PM PDT by RDTF (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but Democrats believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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Tip 3: A bloated body is far from attractive

Man, them Asians really are smarter than us.

27 posted on 08/12/2007 8:19:30 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

"Yes, please."

28 posted on 08/12/2007 8:20:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.


34 posted on 08/12/2007 8:24:29 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Just another Jihad moment for Muslim terrorists....


48 posted on 08/12/2007 8:48:02 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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These experts better hope the Chinese leaders approve.


62 posted on 08/12/2007 9:10:09 PM PDT by freekitty
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

That's the only qualification I have. I have the smallest feet in the family! My "darling Clementine" daughter said, "yeah mom, but you have a big rear end." I said, so what, Prince Charming went around with a glass slipper, not a glass thong!"

70 posted on 08/12/2007 9:43:26 PM PDT by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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Before you go, have a hot bath. It will help soften the hard skin on your back. If you can have someone scrub your back, it works even better.

Are these Chinese Armadillos?

Mark

71 posted on 08/12/2007 9:53:35 PM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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