Tips Before Wearing a Bikini (China)

China Daily ^ | August 13, 2007  | China Daily

[Texas Songwriter]

This woman seems to be flossing her butt-crack. Is one allowed to do this?

[freekitty]

These experts better hope the Chinese leaders approve.

[2dogjoe]

“Yes, please.”

Classic! LOL!

Thanks for the laughs!

[Candor7]

Flossing? Yeah, it looks like it, but the Japanese have a very laizzez fair attitude about nudity. If you ever go to an old fashion public hot bath ( Onsen) there, you would see what I mean.

For them , no big deal at all.

For a Westerner like me, and I have been there, the old towel stayed on most of the time, and I was the oddity.

But there are manners, one would never stare, or act attracted to anyone. That , if it is to happen, must be elsewhere.

[Candor7]

Well, this IS summer, and many fond memories come from a picnic at the beach.

Whether in China or here.

In Eastern Europe, I suppose they do the same, but never been.

One of my favorite picnic shots, on the web, a basket full of fried chicken and white wine I imagine:

[60Gunner]

Man you would never make it through a public Onsen ( hot bath) in Japan, without a serious breach of.....etiquette.

I don't think that etiquette is what he's thinking about breaching.

[bannie]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That’s just WRONG!!!!!

[bannie]

He should'a done what the chinese recommended for hard skin: Greased him up, wrapped him up and applied heat.

They left out the part about throwing him in the deep pit before applying heat.

[Candor7]

I knew a woman by that name once.(LOL)

[Alouette]

Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

That's the only qualification I have. I have the smallest feet in the family! My "darling Clementine" daughter said, "yeah mom, but you have a big rear end." I said, so what, Prince Charming went around with a glass slipper, not a glass thong!"

[MarkL]

Before you go, have a hot bath. It will help soften the hard skin on your back. If you can have someone scrub your back, it works even better.

Are these Chinese Armadillos?

Mark

[Forgiven_Sinner]

“That’s the only qualification I have. I have the smallest feet in the family! “

Without knowing your foot size, I’ll bet my 20 year old daughter has smaller feet—size 2!!!

She’s only 4’ 9”, 95 pounds. I’m 6’ 4”, 217 BTW.

The next closest I know of was a woman who was 4’ 11” with size 4 1/2 feet.

[AZLiberty]

Wow! I once spent three weeks in Japan, and nobody told me about the beaches — or the beachwear.

[Squantos]

And all this time I thought “Some Young Moon” was a Korean thang ?

[Candor7]

Not to rain on your parade, but the string bikini thing has only been on for about 3 years.

Maybe you should go again!

The best beaches for bikinis seem to be in the Kanazawa area.

[metmom]

Well, it certainly doesn’t look comfortable.

[Daffynition]

This is a new Chinese import, now available at your nearest WalMart.

[Joe 6-pack]

I always floss after I brush...

[Daffynition]

Well. That explains your TP.