Skip to comments.
MAN BEAR PIG IS BACK! Al Gore Caption Fun
ap/reuters
| 8/7/07
Posted on 08/07/2007 5:40:25 PM PDT by Cinnamon Girl
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore snacks on the trail mix he filled his cheeks with during a news conference at the presidential residence, Los Pinos, in Mexico City July 31, 2007. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)
Gore attempts his reverse ventriloquist act with Mexico's President Felipe Calderon at the presidential residence, Los Pinos, in Mexico City July 31, 2007. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)
U.S. Former Vice President Al Gore demonstrates to an enthralled audience how he can catapult Jolly Ranchers into his open mouth while lecturing on the climate crisis. Gore is in Mexico invited by the Mexico City municipality to lecture city residents about climate change Tuesday. (AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore takes a hostile question from a global warming non-believer during a lecture in Mexico City Tuesday. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)
Gore subjects Mexican President Felipe Calderon to another demonstration of his Jolly Ranchers routine before transitioning into his own take on Hamlet's soliloquy: "To be or not to be-- a global warming dilemma." Calderon offers that watermelon is the best flavor.(AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)
Man-bear-pig spotted in Singapore.
Former U.S. Vice President, Al Gore, waves to the press, Tuesday Aug. 7, 2007 in Singapore during the Global Brand Forum where he received the Brand Icon of Year Award. Gore insisted to inquiring reporters that he had not gained another fifty pounds since his last public appearance, but rather that he was wearing two bullet proof vests due to credible threats from anti-anti global warming activists... and man-bear-pig. (AP Photo/Wong Maye-E)
Former U.S. vice president Al Gore strains to close the jacket of a suit he purchased last week during a visit in Singapore. REUTERS/Vivek Prakash (SINGAPORE)
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore pets the head of his imaginary pet unicorn during a conference in Mexico City July 31, 2007. Gore asserts that global warming killed most of the unicorns and that is why his pet is on the endangered list. REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO)
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: algore; captionarama; fatbastard; globalwarming; jollyranchers; manbearpig; morbidlyobese; unicorns; weightwatchers
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-60, 61-80, 81-100, 101-102 next last
To: Cinnamon Girl
OMG - he’s figantice!!! Does this mean he’s decided not to run in ‘08?
To: Cinnamon Girl
I see Al's decided not to pollute the world any longer with hair dye chemicals.
82
posted on
08/08/2007 8:06:43 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: Cinnamon Girl
Some of these look like he in training to play Marlon Brando in a movie. Geez, eat some fruits and berries Al not Quarter Pounders.
83
posted on
08/08/2007 8:11:01 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Hey. O'Reilly's minions. I hate YOU!!! YOU may quote me.)
To: Clam Digger
"stand back, he's going to explode!"
Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
Man-Bear-Pig: No.
Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
Man-Bear-Pig: No. F*** off - I'm full... [Belches]
Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Man-Bear-Pig: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...
Man-Bear-Pig: Oh all right. Just one.
Maitre D: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...
84
posted on
08/08/2007 8:14:12 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: Huntress
Al probably wears women’s clothes and paints his toenails and fingernails like Goering too!
85
posted on
08/08/2007 8:16:39 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: Cinnamon Girl
Separated at birth?
86
posted on
08/08/2007 8:16:58 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Support Duncan Hunter for the 2008 GOP presidential nominee. He will build the fence!!)
To: Cinnamon Girl
*Pbbbttthhhhbbblllltt*
87
posted on
08/08/2007 8:17:41 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(It's up to us to keep it all from unraveling)
To: JACKRUSSELL
Rodney looks much better.
88
posted on
08/08/2007 8:22:10 AM PDT
by
bannie
(The Good Guys cannot win when they're the only ones to play by the rules.)
To: Inspectorette
I SO wish he would. Instead of Sore Loserman posters, we could have “ManBearPig” spottings. It would be so precious.
89
posted on
08/08/2007 8:45:41 AM PDT
by
Cinnamon Girl
(OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
To: i_dont_chat
He is SO full of himself.He's full of SOMETHING, that's for sure:
90
posted on
08/08/2007 10:06:41 AM PDT
by
weegee
(NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
To: weegee
">
91
posted on
08/08/2007 10:19:31 AM PDT
by
ulm1
( the terrorists are in this war to win it. The question is: Are we?)
To: Huntress
I’ve been saying this for a while now.
92
posted on
08/08/2007 1:25:11 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: CzarNicky
Well, you know what they say about great minds . . .
93
posted on
08/08/2007 3:33:53 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Lady Jag; Cinnamon Girl; PhilDragoo; potlatch; devolve; NRA2BFree; MEG33; SunkenCiv; Grampa Dave
...Nice one LJ!
(Actually, I'd like to argue that he's getting WAY more 'respect' than he DESERVES, but that's a discussion for another time.)
I suppose this one will just have to go under the heading of 'Scenes We'd Like To See'...since it seems half of the people in this country, and ALL of the MSM are already drinking the Gorbal BS koolaid as fast as Big Al can fill up their little cups...
94
posted on
08/09/2007 3:49:34 AM PDT
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: Seadog Bytes
I support Gore for the Dhimmicrat presidential nomination. And that’s it. :’)
95
posted on
08/09/2007 4:51:34 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Profile updated Tuesday, August 7, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Cinnamon Girl
To me he bears a striking resemblance to Henry VIII. Except lately there’s a tinge of Rodney Dangerfield.
96
posted on
08/09/2007 4:54:42 AM PDT
by
Graymatter
( Number 1 job real Americans won't do: holler for bread & circuses.)
To: SunkenCiv
97
posted on
08/09/2007 5:06:50 AM PDT
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: Kirkwood
98
posted on
08/09/2007 9:22:00 AM PDT
by
weegee
(NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
To: Seadog Bytes
99
posted on
08/09/2007 3:48:24 PM PDT
by
Cinnamon Girl
(OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
To: Cinnamon Girl
100
posted on
08/09/2007 4:10:46 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(sing after me......de-por-ta-tion cha-cha-cha)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-60, 61-80, 81-100, 101-102 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson