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Greatest 1-Liners In Tough Guy Movie History (Chuck Norris On Funny 1 Liners Alert)
Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 08/06/2007 | Chuck Norris

Posted on 08/05/2007 10:06:48 PM PDT by goldstategop

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To: goldstategop
Richard Boone in "Big Jake" 1971

And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

And then ...oops happened! :-)

41 posted on 08/05/2007 11:26:45 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Waryone

Fistfull of Dollars:

“Get three coffins ready”.

“I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughin’. Gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize like I know you’re going to, I might be able to convince him that you didn’t mean nothin’ by it...”

“My mistake: four coffins.”


42 posted on 08/05/2007 11:27:38 PM PDT by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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To: tailgunner

George Scott in Dr. Strangelove asked by the President (Peter Sellers) if Kong’s B-52 can get to his target...”You bet you sweet ass he can, thats why we need to hit them and hit them hard. We will only loose 10 to 20 million tops””


43 posted on 08/05/2007 11:34:21 PM PDT by skimask (The Democratic mantra.."Appeasement works. I'd rather live my life on my knees than die standing up)
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To: hoagy62

Hey, I was lucky to remember the right movie.


44 posted on 08/05/2007 11:34:54 PM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: goldstategop

I believe this was from The War Wagon: John Wayne and Kirk Douglas both draw and shoot two bad guys at the same time. Kirk says , “mine hit the ground first”, John says, “mine was taller”.


45 posted on 08/05/2007 11:36:24 PM PDT by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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To: tailgunner
You can't have Slim Picken's yell without his fantastic picture.


46 posted on 08/05/2007 11:36:40 PM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: goldstategop

Goodfellas:

Tommy DeVito: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f’d up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f’n amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”


47 posted on 08/05/2007 11:39:17 PM PDT by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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To: Mom MD

Don’t forget:

“Buzzard’s gotta eat, same as the worm”.[OJW]


48 posted on 08/05/2007 11:39:52 PM PDT by Axenolith (The Market is a harsh mistress...)
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To: goldstategop

“when you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”


49 posted on 08/05/2007 11:59:12 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: goldstategop

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”


50 posted on 08/06/2007 12:01:48 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: goldstategop

“Are you gonna fight, or just stand there and bleed.”


51 posted on 08/06/2007 12:05:38 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: goldstategop

“I’ll be back” - The Terminator


52 posted on 08/06/2007 12:16:50 AM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: getarope
“Get away from her you bitch!”

That's probably my all-time favorite.


53 posted on 08/06/2007 12:17:22 AM PDT by Zeon Cowboy (Pardon Ramos and Compean NOW! // Duncan Hunter '08)
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To: goldstategop

“I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.”

“When you’re slapped you’ll take it and like it.”

And who could ever forget the toughest tough-guy in cinema with his classic line...

“Running away, eh? You yellow b____s! Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off! ...”


54 posted on 08/06/2007 12:18:08 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: goldstategop

Lucy Simpson: What does it feel like to knock somebody down?
Chaney: It makes me feel a hell of a lot better than it does him.

Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, Hard Times (’75)


55 posted on 08/06/2007 12:19:57 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: beckett

As long as we are quoting Lee Marvin:

Friend: “Your eyes look terrible”.

Marvin: “Hell, you should see ‘em from MY side!”


56 posted on 08/06/2007 12:20:54 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: getarope

I SO hated it that they killed off Newt and Hicks in the thrid movie. Ruined it for me completely.


57 posted on 08/06/2007 12:21:17 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Backing Tribe al-Ameriki even if the Congress won't.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

“Leave the gun, take the cannolis’


58 posted on 08/06/2007 12:23:05 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: goldstategop

(Pesci) Is it possible, the two “yutes”...
(Judge) Eh, two what?... What was that word?
(Pesci) Ah, what word?
(Judge) Two what?
(Pesci) What?
(Judge) Did you say “yutes”?
(Pesci) Yeah, two “yutes”.
(Judge) What is a “yute”?
(Pesci) Oh, excuse me your honor, two “youths”.”


59 posted on 08/06/2007 12:25:50 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: goldstategop

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.


60 posted on 08/06/2007 12:26:17 AM PDT by midway
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