Posted on 07/30/2007 5:59:22 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
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That sounds delicious.
My hat is off the the creator of this gastronomic delight ;0)
Breakfast In New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS - I went down for breakfast from my room in the Fairmont Hotel. New Orleans, I might add, is still here after hosting the Super Bowl and the annual showcase for mental illness known as Mardi Gras.
I ordered what I always order for breakfast - grits, toast, bacon, two eggs medium-well and a Tab (I realize most people start their days with coffee or orange juice, but I drink Tab, which certainly isn’t as weird as some of the other stuff I do.)
As usual, I went over how to cook eggs medium-well with my waitress.
“I want the white completely done - I don’t want any of it to ooze - and I want the yellow almost done, but not quite. Rather than running, I want the yellow to crawl.”
I sipped on my Tab and glanced through the morning paper, awaiting my breakfast.
The big story in New Orleans was whether or not the state will legalize casino gambling. I’m all for it. Sin was invented in New Orleans. What’s one more?
The waitress brought my eggs. I knew by looking at them they were prepared incorrectly. The yellow had been left on the heat far too long and it wasn’t running or crawling. It was just sort of sitting there, hard as Chinese arithmetic.
“These eggs aren’t what I ordered at all,” I said. “The yellow is overcooked.”
The waitress was very pleasant.
“I will take them back,” she said.
In a very few moments she returned with my eggs and this time they were prepared perfectly.
“I’m so sorry,” she said, “but I punched in your order incorrectly on the computer.”
For a moment, I thought she said she had punched in my order incorrectly on a computer.
That’s exactly what she said.
“You have a computer that you tell how a customer wants his eggs cooked?” I asked, shocked at the very notion of such a thing.
“We recently modernizedour kitchen,” the waitress replied.
How long, America, oh, how long are we going to stand for computers creeping more and more into things we hold dear, such as breakfast?
What happened to ordering breakfast, and the waitress hollering at the cook - a guy named Earl with tattoos on his arm - “Gimme a No. 3, crawling, a side of burnt pig, Aunt Jemimah’s, roll it in dough with one of them sissy Co-colers!”
The breakfast was delicious, but that is not the point here. The point is, I do not want a computer involved in any fashion whatsoever with things I eat.
Computers have caused me enough trouble losing my hotel reservations, my airplane tickets and payments to the electric company.
“How was your service?” the cashier asked me when I went to pay my bill.
“The computer botched my egg order,” I said.
“We’ve been having some trouble with it,” she replied. “Yesterday, it was gone for an hour-and-a-half and came back wearing a tattoo.”’
Hearing that made me feel a lot better.
~Lewis Grizzard~
LOL! Love it, My!
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New story coming up this week on the Pentagon Channel :)
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*HUGS*
Good Morning To The Canteen
Thank heavens I made myself country sausage and gravy very
early this morning..or this thread would have me starving for all
these great breakfasts. Our high is supposed to be 95 today..
...more normal than the 80s we have been having.
*Thank You To All Who Serve Our Country*
((HUGS))Good morning, MEG33. How’s it going?
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Yeah, but I'm fine with fake salsa.
My wife has made several "real" salsas over the years, which were okay but nothing that knocked me off my feet.
I shouldn't be reading this thread first thing in the morning.
I may have to wake up my daughter so I can pack the two kids in the car and head off to Perkins. Or at least the Vegas Diner. No good IHOPs near here. :-(
Good morning, Everyone. Good morning
Thank you, Lauren, for preparing the Canteen for todays activities. My favorite breakfast is my mother's biscuits-n-gravy. When I order this dish at other places, I splurge with a side of egg. Cracker Barrel's gravy is better than Bob Evan's, I find. The next best thing is Bob Evan's multigrain pancakes.
DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....Areas of dense morning fog. Abundant sunshine. High near 90F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. ~ Tonight....Mostly clear. Low 68F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
Well, I've got good news and bad news! Good news is that God finally heard my whining over everyone else's and we got some pretty good rain on my homestead. The bad news....it wasn't a slow soaking rain that we need. And, today is going to be hot.
Time for me to make my rounds. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
Now remember, the Canteen is ALWAYS
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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Good morning, neighbor
thanks for the heads up.
((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?
Good morning. Busy gardening day today. I love summers. I love being outside. I love being warm.
LOL. Good morning, Jemian. I agree with you. I love being warm! I'd love to be outdoors, myself. I'll hate it when winter gets here and I can't sit outside on the front porch.
Are you back in the States?
Just finished breakfast. Silly kids didn't want to go out. Oh, well.
Well, at least I have that second cup of coffee still workin' for me.
We'll be off to a local baseball field soon, so my son can play . . . golf. Hey, it's a city program. What would you expect?
Good morning and (((HUGS))) EG. I’m behind schedule this morning, as you can see. Had my morning walk (even that was behind schedule) and am organizing some work that I want to get done. Been doing some research on the internet which is caused me to fall behind. Now, I’m trying to catch up on my pings.
So, how are you?
Good morning, TS
((HUGS))
Are you still at “camp” or back home and on your own schedule.
Golf on a baseball field? Makes perfect sense to me. LOL
Hey, I know how some people are about their sport. They’ll play anytime, anywhere.
Have fun.
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