Posted on 07/19/2007 8:15:58 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
'I DON'T THINK SHE'S TRYING TO BE A MAN'
(Excerpt) Read more at drudgereport.com ...
MassRFF: this is more of a lengthy rant-caption/old e-mail (source unknown) sort of, screed, something, something.
The photo got my juices flowing . . .
Billary: the Beast with two Heads
If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is ‘appointed’ to fill her Senate seat and either lives to retire ‘they’(together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks,. two US Senate retirement checks, a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn’t bet on it....ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy!
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, ‘Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.’ So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my ‘Thank you’ for what you have done, specifically: Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
And thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
Thanks also for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House)and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of ‘is’ is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
And thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie ‘Wag the Dog’ could be plausible after all. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s from the Whitewater ‘mess’ and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other ‘Clinton’ scandals.
Thanks also—we haven’t forgotten—for reducing our military by half, ‘gutting’ much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on ‘vacations’ carefully disguised as necessary trips.
Thank you, also, for ‘finding’ millions of dollars (I really didn’t need it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you’ve received from your ‘friends.’
Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her ‘tell-all’ book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
to release so-called ‘political prisoners’. However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, ‘insisted’ that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth?
What a great couple you two are! God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A United States of America Citizen
AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hildabeast Rodjob Clinton , as a New York State Senator, now comes under the ‘Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,’ which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he
dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.
Makes sense.
They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence ‘had’ to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff —and, this is all perfectly legal!
Caption: Two Perfect Parasites
The last several photos I’ve seen of Bill — he really looks sick to me. Now, apparently he can’t stand on his feet for any length of time.
I think he is seriously ill.
” I like big butts”
You keep coming to me
I can dig your dynamite
Know the way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy, crazy for you
Second time you moved me
It's time for us to Boom Boom
You can come right close to me
And feel the burning fire
All the time you got me
It's fine for us to boom boom
If you see the spark in me
And feel my strong desire
Boom Boom Boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
Boom Boom Boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
Shut up already, Hillary. We've got wood!
He looks drunk or drugged. Bringing this cadaver out on the campaign trail because he supposedly helps garner support for her says something about the electorate that makes my skin crawl.I don't think he's going to play all that well in the general election. But then, I don't think she is, either.
And beside her own huge and many flaws, I think that the country's weariness of Bush is actually going to work against her.
The question has already been raised and I think it's going to become a very powerful question in the general election:
Do we really want 28 years of Bush/Clinton?
Check the guy out to the left of Hillary's cabuse. Doesn't seem to like what he sees.
Old man “Get away from me”.
Her ass is thiiiisss wide!
“Yeah. I’ve seen her a$$ this big.”
“I am tired of the ‘It’s Bush’s Fault’ slogan. We want to be at fault for once. “It’s Clintons Fault”, I like the ring to it! Don’t you?
Or smells...
“...whose love knows no boundaries...”
I love it.
At least the color of his face matches the color of his hands/arms in the Esquire photo.
And then there’s the guys with the transition lenses behind Bill and Hill. It looks like they’re getting quite a glare off Hillary’s, uh, yellow suit.
"$4600 for a lap dance? Ain't that a little steep for this lard ass, John? This tired beotch looks like she's been up all night. Y'all got any ah them 20 year old interns around here?"
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