ABC's Overnight Anchor Jokes About a ‘Skinny Death Match' Between Paris Hilton and Ann Coulter

NewsBusters ^ | 6/28/2007 | Matthew Balan

[George W. Bush]

“A skinny death match?” I think that’s funny.

Ann probably will have a field day laughing over it. She's fun-loving lady and isn't above poking a little fun at herself as well as others.

Our Ann is pretty tough. She can dish it out with relish and she can take it too.

[George W. Bush]

How stupid is that??? Ann would whip that wimpy wench with one skinny arm tied behind her back!

If she didn't just whip out her favorite handgun for a little target practice instead.

[RonDog]

Indexing some of the more recent NASTY articles about Ann -- while we await her NEW column -- in response to Elizabeth Edwards -- VERY SOON:

ABC's Overnight Anchor Jokes About a ‘Skinny Death Match' Between Paris Hilton and Ann Coulter
	Posted by Pyro7480 On News/Activism 06/28/2007 8:58:23 AM PDT · 41 replies · 1,366+ views NewsBusters ^ | 6/28/2007 | Matthew Balan
Andrew Dice Coulter [ExileStreet]
	Posted by ParsifalCA On News/Activism 06/28/2007 7:25:43 AM PDT · 37 replies · 1,039+ views ExileStreet ^ | 6/28/07 | Patrick Hurley
ABC News Serenades Ann Coulter With "The Bitch Is Back"
	Posted by L.N. Smithee On News/Activism 06/28/2007 3:15:39 AM PDT · 108 replies · 3,053+ views ABC World News Now | June 28, 2007 | L.N. Smithee

[Bigg Red]

Getting offended about what they, or anyone else, say about Ann Coulter, is similar to all of the other ‘professionally offended’ people we on FR tend to disparage.

^^
I agree with you. I have never even heard of these people, but, really, as much as I despise the MSM, I think this is just a stupid joke and nothing malicious.

BTW, I wish all of the news outlets would go on a Paris Hilton blackout, as well as a latest-missing-bimbo outlet.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Ann vs Paris? That’s like pairing a kitten against a pit-bull.

No offense meant to either one of them...

[Doogle]

..it would be a typical pay-per-view over in 10 seconds spectacle with AC landing a right cross to the blond covered left temple, causing a mini-explosion in the vacuum occupied brain area,knocking out the blue contacts,causing said competitor to utter “mommie” before crashing to the canvass.

[driftless2]

"get offended"

Let me ask you, have your two network friends ever made jokes about Bill Maher, Michael Moore, etal? Anyone can be made fun of, and I have no problem with that. But these two nitwits, like countless lib tv flacks before, have targeted a conservative speaker without presenting the whole story. Now do you still think that's something to be taken lightly?

[4yearlurker]

Right you are. How about a Rosie and Moore fat slob death match.?

That being said Ann Coulter is on the skinny side. She needs a few quarter pounders with cheese.

[texgal]

My money is on Ann!

[Polonius]

To be fair, the phrase “death match” doesn’t necessarily mean a literal fight to the death. Some wrestling organizations promote “death matches,” which are matches with violent and often gruesome stipulations. I tend to equate the term with “grudge match” when it’s used in a generic sense.

[libstripper]

Paris is a slut, but a benign, gorgeous slut. Out of pure humanity, Ann shouldn’t shoot her. But wrestle with her in mud and olive oil . . .

[George W. Bush]

Out of pure humanity, Ann shouldn’t shoot her. But wrestle with her in mud and olive oil . . .

Down, boy. Down! LOL.

[weegee]

And what does throw her in jail mean to you?

Another phrase out of context?

The Libs would like to have a Gitmo for conservatives.

[syriacus]

I used to think libs picked on Coulter because she was a bright and witty Conservative.

But an argument could be made that the libs are sexist -- they won't allow Coulter to make biting remarks, but they will let men do so.

[syriacus]

"Paris Hilton blackout"

It's ironic that CNN [Larry King], the news channel we are supposed to take so seriously, was willing to spend so much time with Heiress Piltdown.

[Elsie]

Skinny is ok...

Nappy is not...

[Elsie]

 

Rosie O' vs Mikey Mo!!

 

 

       

 

      I'll bring the Mazola!!                                      And I'll get the mayonaise!!

    

 

 

 

              (Only on Pay-Per_view)

 

[an amused spectator]

Except Coulter has class.

Yeah, I'll bet Taina Hernandez could give Hilton a run for her money in sleazy, and Ryan Owens prolly cruises the gut after work for $5 good-time darlins'.

[L.N. Smithee]

Let me ask you, have your two network friends ever made jokes about Bill Maher, Michael Moore, etal? Anyone can be made fun of, and I have no problem with that. But these two nitwits, like countless lib tv flacks before, have targeted a conservative speaker without presenting the whole story. Now do you still think that's something to be taken lightly?

Well, real? What do you have to say? Anything?

[Captainpaintball]

I expect nothing less from Jake Ass-Tapper and the other slimy newz douches at ABS.