GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON

Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.

Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.

Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)

George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.

In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.

It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.

There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.

Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.

Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.

From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.

The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.

Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.

Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.

Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.

Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.

It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.

We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.

Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]

George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.

It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.

Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.

How can you say Conservatives abandoned him on the war and Social Security??? I don’t get where you are coming from with those statements at all... I for one wrote many LTEs, and wrote to my reps about Social Security reform, and I have the bruises to prove my support for this administration when it comes to the WOT as well — I know I am not the only one, either.

Speaking of the WOT — how in the world does granting amnesty to illegal aliens (some of which ARE TERRORISTS from the ME!!!) translate to staying strong on the WOT, anyway? If anything this debate about border security should have been taken up on September 12, 2001 — not 6 years later as part of some bribe to get us to support amnesty.

How does NOT demanding deportation of those here illegally and instead pardoning their crimes translate to protecting our country during a time of war? How in the WORLD can we ask our soldiers to defend a country (Iraq) from incursions from across their borders (Iran, Pakistan) if we are not doing all we can to insure that they CAN’T come through ours??? The duplicity is astounding on this point alone. And simply stating that this new bill will solve border problems does not make it so.

As I said in a previous post — ENFORCE our current laws, and THEN deal with the problems if they are still there... Without any sort of enforcement no amount of changes will decrease the problems. Another concern is if we have problems enforcing the laws we have now, how in the world are we going to implement these new programs — where is the money going to come from??? Who will be hired, and what will they be paid with to process these 15-30 million people when we can’t even keep track of the ones we KNOW about here already???

Iwo said that Bush is deliberately destroying America. He said that he has to be stopped. That is over the top rhetoric. It seems like a veiled threat to me.

I mentioned that if that constituted a threat to the POTUS it would have to be reported. I also mentioned that Bush Derangement Syndrome had infected Free Republic. You now say that represents Shameless Hero Worship. Wow, that's an intelligent comment.

If you seriously believe that Bush wants to destroy America, then you are as delusional as the whackos on DU. Too many on these threads are losing all connection with reality.

With all due respect (seriously!), have you studied any of the information out there about the NAU? I don’t agree necessarily that Bush is deliberately attempting to destroy the U.S., I’m willing to give him the benefit of a doubt that he is trying to keep us viable in some way, but you can’t ignore the fact that the result of creating the NAU would be the abolition of the United States of America... The Amnesty bill is a means to an end — that end being making it easier to implement the plans already laid out for the creation of the NAU.

“4.6% is full employment”

No. 4.6% is that politicians call “full employment”...it is not full employment. It still represents millions of unemployed US citizens. And, that 4.6% only represents those unemployed who haven’t fallen out of the system.

Moreover, those 10 million jobs currently being filled by illegals could easily be filled by Americans if the wages weren’t driven down by the illegals in the first place. To be competitive with illegals for employment, Americans would have to live like illegals...20 to a small home, driving to work in the back of pickup trucks, with no benefits.

Obviously, that would be just fine with you.

Call me what you want; you’re still a bot that refuses to acknowledge the sad fact that this president and his cozying up to Kennedy’s far left agenda are opposed by a vast majority of conservatives. If being in the majority of conservative opinion makes us DUmmies, where does that leave you?

At least if you stick to the daily dose threads, you can abuse the rest of us to your heart’s content without being opposed by conservatives. You might eve get a “dose poster” award from your fellow bots.

Enough said.

Just say NO to Illegal Alien Amnesty!! Keep calling!! It’s NOT OVER!!

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Courtesy of a pro-amnesty group, no less!!

Well, I now know you aren't interested in a serious discussion.

Wrong, I'm interested in a serious discussion. You on the other hand are incapable of simple logic. Well, that and the obvious fact that you must have flunked math throughout your years in school.

Thanks for the cut-and-paste and Michelle Malkin's personal opinion - which is just that: her personal opinion.

Sorry, but the stats back her up. Plus, she has interviewed actual field agents with ICE and their stories also back up the stats. You mean that most of the 62 illegals in Galveston didn't wind up getting released after groups like LULAC raised hell...?

(1) The Clinton administration had a success rate with fining violators of 9.0% while the Bush administration has had a rate of 17.4% - or almost double the Clinton rate.

WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY MEANINGINGLESS BECAUSE THERE WERE ONLY A FRACTION OF THE ARRESTS MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE! HELLO! ANYONE HOME....??

OK, I'll try to make this real simple for you. What would you rather have : 9 percent of $7,554 dollars or 18 percent of 735 bucks....?? Duh!

I note that you didn't ping me when you stated once again that I had threatened the president in some unlawful way. I have once again hit abuse on you. I hope that you get banned. You are just trying to provoke an incident that you can report to the Secret Service and try to get Free Republic shut down.

YOU suffer from Bush Derangement Syndrome. Your hero worship of George Bush has so deranged your mind that your are incapable of rational thought.

I have stayed off the "I Luv George Bush" threads heretofore. But if you are going to invade and disrupt serious threads with your mindless drivel, I am going over there to inject some reality into your deranged world.

Looks like your pleas are being ignored. Saying that Bush must not succeed with his NAU plan along with his amnesty bill, which amounts to nothing more than an incremental step toward that goal, is right on target. And yes, it must not succeed.

It should be interesting to note that in 1913 we saw the creation of the federal reserve, (a private entity of worldwide private bankers/investors from whom the US govt borrows money,) the commerce dept created, and then federal income tax created to pay those private investors back with interest. All were created that same year.

It’s really not all that difficult for anyone interested in
connecting the dots.

I have been saying this for years. He lost me with "Islam is a religion of peace", and really lost me when they changed "Infinite Crusade" (too un-PC, dontchaknow?)to "Infinite Justice" (only the Great Pedophile, Peace Be Upon Him, can dispense justice, dontchaknow!) to "Enduring Freedom" (now doesn't that make you feeeeeeeel gooood?)

I was on the verge of being banned, and was banned at one point for saying this stuff, and now almost everyone is on the bandwagon. Welcome everyone!!!

I actually hate to be right in this case, but the future of the country is more important than Repugnicant's versus Democraps.

This is like that horrible Rowdy Roddy Piper movie They Live. But instead of other-worldly aliens looking to take over the planet, Freepers put on their secret sunglasses (you have to see the movie to know what I mean by this) and see dangerously INCOMPETENT and CORRUPT politicans, media figures, and corporate leaders working with some unseen forces. It is up to all of us to run these guys out of control of our lives.

“Which is why I don’t post that much anymore.”

Me either!! It’s sortof like watching the Jews verbally attacking Jesus.
(oh man...can you imagine the response I’ll get to THAT comment! LOL!! I’m comparing Bush to Christ? blah blah blah...)
And no I’m not. The display of outrage and vitriol, however...it’s sickening.

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