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Al-Qaeda leader who kidnapped Briton and murdered US peace activist is killed
The Times (U.K.) ^
| 5-4-07
| James Hider
Posted on 06/20/2007 9:55:46 AM PDT by Renfield
~~~snip~~~ ....Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snapped, while cigarette shops have been torched.
The rules have often been taken to absurd extremes. Greengrocers in the caliphate told The Times that they had been ordered not to sell bananas in public because they were deemed obscene, while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity. At the most extreme, shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities. ~~~snip~~~
(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: aljebouri; christianpeacemaker; crazies; doublestandard; iraq; islam; islamonazism; jillcarroll; kember; salafists; tomfox; warcrimes; whywefight
One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts.
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posted on
06/20/2007 9:55:48 AM PDT
by
Renfield
To: Renfield
“shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities.”
That is because to these ragheads a goat is a sexual object which they covet. Not to mention the male goats tend to lower the mooslems masculine self-worth.
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posted on
06/20/2007 9:58:56 AM PDT
by
MPJackal
("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
To: Renfield
No refuge and no quarter for terrorists.
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posted on
06/20/2007 9:59:26 AM PDT
by
SolidWood
(UN delenda est.)
To: Renfield
can we watch it on U-Tube ?
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posted on
06/20/2007 10:04:49 AM PDT
by
Elle Bee
To: Renfield
Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snappedBloomberg and the other anti-smoking nannies would do this if he could get away with it
To: Renfield
So, do you do cigarettes or pipe?
To: Renfield
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posted on
06/20/2007 10:13:10 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
To: weegee
What’s the story behind that? (Do you belong to SINA?)
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posted on
06/20/2007 10:30:19 AM PDT
by
Renfield
To: Renfield
Whats the story behind that? (Do you belong to SINA?) "Society Against Indecency for Naked Animals" was a spoof movement that got a few headlines in the early Sixties.
To: Renfield
They may have to ban sheep outright.
To: Renfield
The title doesn’t really go with the excerpt, does it?
To: BlazingArizona
Now that’s obscure.
I’ll wager, that if you put up signs around any college campus advertising an organizing meeting of SINA, you’d get plenty of students to show up....
might be a nice way to meet some loopy coeds....
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posted on
06/20/2007 10:58:23 AM PDT
by
Renfield
To: Renfield
cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.
Hope Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber don't find out....
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posted on
06/20/2007 11:10:30 AM PDT
by
AJMaXx
(ILU Roo.....!)
To: Renfield
This is what you get when you combine inbreeding and Satan’s religious teachings.
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posted on
06/20/2007 11:24:20 AM PDT
by
Max in Utah
(Support your local LEGAL immigrants.... if you can find any.)
To: AJMaXx
LOL! We love Bob and Larry at our house!
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posted on
06/20/2007 11:24:49 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
To: Tijeras_Slim
“It’s not fascism when we do it!”
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posted on
06/20/2007 11:34:09 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Max in Utah
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posted on
06/20/2007 11:34:52 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Renfield
while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity. Yeah, leave 'em alone and the next thing you know ... the pitter-patter of little salads ...
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posted on
06/20/2007 12:31:14 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
To: Renfield
—US and Iraqi forces have killed a senior al-Qaeda leader ...Al-Jebouri, a former military intelligence officer in Saddam Husseins army,...
Al Qaeda leader? Former Saddam Intel Officer? I’m SHOCKED, absolutely SHOCKED /[s]
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posted on
06/20/2007 12:35:48 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: Renfield
This thread makes no sense....the article is months old.
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posted on
06/20/2007 12:52:44 PM PDT
by
Dog
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