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One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts.
1 posted on 06/20/2007 9:55:48 AM PDT by Renfield
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“shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities.”

That is because to these ragheads a goat is a sexual object which they covet. Not to mention the male goats tend to lower the mooslems masculine self-worth.

2 posted on 06/20/2007 9:58:56 AM PDT by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
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No refuge and no quarter for terrorists.


3 posted on 06/20/2007 9:59:26 AM PDT by SolidWood (UN delenda est.)
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can we watch it on U-Tube ?

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4 posted on 06/20/2007 10:04:49 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snapped

Bloomberg and the other anti-smoking nannies would do this if he could get away with it

5 posted on 06/20/2007 10:06:12 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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So, do you do cigarettes or pipe?


6 posted on 06/20/2007 10:11:44 AM PDT by Luke Skyfreeper
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7 posted on 06/20/2007 10:13:10 AM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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They may have to ban sheep outright.


10 posted on 06/20/2007 10:56:44 AM PDT by Richard Axtell
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The title doesn’t really go with the excerpt, does it?


11 posted on 06/20/2007 10:57:02 AM PDT by agere_contra
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cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.

Hope Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber don't find out....
13 posted on 06/20/2007 11:10:30 AM PDT by AJMaXx (ILU Roo.....!)
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This is what you get when you combine inbreeding and Satan’s religious teachings.


14 posted on 06/20/2007 11:24:20 AM PDT by Max in Utah (Support your local LEGAL immigrants.... if you can find any.)
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while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.

Yeah, leave 'em alone and the next thing you know ... the pitter-patter of little salads ...

18 posted on 06/20/2007 12:31:14 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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—US and Iraqi forces have killed a senior al-Qaeda leader ...Al-Jebouri, a former military intelligence officer in Saddam Hussein’s army,...

Al Qaeda leader? Former Saddam Intel Officer? I’m SHOCKED, absolutely SHOCKED /[s]


19 posted on 06/20/2007 12:35:48 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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This thread makes no sense....the article is months old.


20 posted on 06/20/2007 12:52:44 PM PDT by Dog
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