One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts.
1 posted on
06/20/2007 9:55:48 AM PDT by
Renfield
To: Renfield
“shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities.”
That is because to these ragheads a goat is a sexual object which they covet. Not to mention the male goats tend to lower the mooslems masculine self-worth.
2 posted on
06/20/2007 9:58:56 AM PDT by
MPJackal
("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
To: Renfield
No refuge and no quarter for terrorists.
3 posted on
06/20/2007 9:59:26 AM PDT by
SolidWood
(UN delenda est.)
To: Renfield
can we watch it on U-Tube ?
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4 posted on
06/20/2007 10:04:49 AM PDT by
Elle Bee
To: Renfield
Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snappedBloomberg and the other anti-smoking nannies would do this if he could get away with it
To: Renfield
So, do you do cigarettes or pipe?
To: Renfield
7 posted on
06/20/2007 10:13:10 AM PDT by
weegee
(Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
To: Renfield
They may have to ban sheep outright.
To: Renfield
The title doesn’t really go with the excerpt, does it?
To: Renfield
cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.
Hope Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber don't find out....
13 posted on
06/20/2007 11:10:30 AM PDT by
AJMaXx
(ILU Roo.....!)
To: Renfield
This is what you get when you combine inbreeding and Satan’s religious teachings.
14 posted on
06/20/2007 11:24:20 AM PDT by
Max in Utah
(Support your local LEGAL immigrants.... if you can find any.)
To: Renfield
while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity. Yeah, leave 'em alone and the next thing you know ... the pitter-patter of little salads ...
18 posted on
06/20/2007 12:31:14 PM PDT by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
To: Renfield
—US and Iraqi forces have killed a senior al-Qaeda leader ...Al-Jebouri, a former military intelligence officer in Saddam Husseins army,...
Al Qaeda leader? Former Saddam Intel Officer? I’m SHOCKED, absolutely SHOCKED /[s]
19 posted on
06/20/2007 12:35:48 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: Renfield
This thread makes no sense....the article is months old.
20 posted on
06/20/2007 12:52:44 PM PDT by
Dog
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