Al-Qaeda leader who kidnapped Briton and murdered US peace activist is killed

The Times (U.K.) ^ | 5-4-07 | James Hider

[Renfield]

~~~snip~~~ ....Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snapped, while cigarette shops have been torched.

The rules have often been taken to absurd extremes. Greengrocers in the “caliphate” told The Times that they had been ordered not to sell bananas in public because they were deemed obscene, while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity. At the most extreme, shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities. ~~~snip~~~

[Renfield]

One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts.

[MPJackal]

“shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities.”

That is because to these ragheads a goat is a sexual object which they covet. Not to mention the male goats tend to lower the mooslems masculine self-worth.

[SolidWood]

No refuge and no quarter for terrorists.

[Elle Bee]

can we watch it on U-Tube ?

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[Tijeras_Slim]

Men caught repeatedly smoking have their index fingers rammed into metal pipes and then snapped

Bloomberg and the other anti-smoking nannies would do this if he could get away with it

[Luke Skyfreeper]

So, do you do cigarettes or pipe?

[weegee]

[Renfield]

What’s the story behind that? (Do you belong to SINA?)

[BlazingArizona]

What’s the story behind that? (Do you belong to SINA?)

"Society Against Indecency for Naked Animals" was a spoof movement that got a few headlines in the early Sixties.

[Richard Axtell]

They may have to ban sheep outright.

[agere_contra]

The title doesn’t really go with the excerpt, does it?

[Renfield]

Now that’s obscure.

I’ll wager, that if you put up signs around any college campus advertising an organizing meeting of SINA, you’d get plenty of students to show up....

might be a nice way to meet some loopy coeds....

[AJMaXx]

cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.

Hope Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber don't find out....

[Max in Utah]

This is what you get when you combine inbreeding and Satan’s religious teachings.

[Vor Lady]

LOL! We love Bob and Larry at our house!

[sheik yerbouty]

“It’s not fascism when we do it!”

[sheik yerbouty]

Quite so.

[Mad Dawg]

while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity.

Yeah, leave 'em alone and the next thing you know ... the pitter-patter of little salads ...

[rfp1234]

—US and Iraqi forces have killed a senior al-Qaeda leader ...Al-Jebouri, a former military intelligence officer in Saddam Hussein’s army,...

Al Qaeda leader? Former Saddam Intel Officer? I’m SHOCKED, absolutely SHOCKED /[s]

[Dog]

This thread makes no sense....the article is months old.