Mooselimb Burgers?
Uh, maybe that they’re open late at night?
It means that, much like Proctor and Gamble, McDonald’s is now owned by the Church of Satan. ;-)
Introducing their new sandwich, the McMujahadeen
Now since it hasn’t aired here yet (only 5 pm) I’ll have to make sure I wath it.
Night, perhaps?
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Or they could be going all muslim.. take yer pick! ;-)
Anybody remember "Mac tonight"?
My decoder ring told me
They’ve relocated to South Carolina?
No, wait, that’s a palmetto tree. Sorry.
McAllah McAckbar!
I’m just tossing this out, but could it mean that many of their franchises stay open late?
Does their new kids “Happy Meal” come with a suicide belt?
It probably means: Open all night for al Qaida cell meetings.
Prayer rugs and compasses available, please ask!
New name: McDhimmis.
I’ll take an Egg McMuffin with BACON, please.
Better Burger King than Sofa King...
Billy Connolly had a joke about a bicycle...
It’s all very simple.
The Moon represents Satan because the Moon has a 28 day cycle as does the menstrual cycle of women. All women are evil because of Eve and the fact they irritate men by expecting them to be responsible like providing for their children and occasionally cutting the grass and taking out the garbage. Because women are subservient in the Muslim world, the Moon therefore represents your subjugation to Muslim rule.
The stars represent the possibility of life on other planets. This is of course all wrong and evil because Darwin had it all wrong and Galileo too, because we all know that the Earth was created in 7 days and is the center of the Universe and the Sun and everything else revolves around us because we say so. And the stars also represent the Jews because we all know Jews control Hollywood and Hollywood movie and TV “stars” and they control all advertising and make the best lawyers and therefore all Jews are evil.
The evil stars that circle the evil Moon are evil because…..well they are just evil because of what I just said and even though pictures of the Moon and Stars are prevalent in all cultures and predate Islam and on any given night, any of us can look up and see the Moon and stars, they all must be evil because the Flag of the Ottoman Empire is represented by a Crescent Moon and Star even though it bares no resemblance to the McDonalds’ logo. And need I remind anyone that Jews and Arabs are both from the Middle East?
Like Muslims, Jews also like the Moon and write songs about the Moon like Hoagy Carmichael who wrote the song “The Nearness of You” (a song about the Pale Moon) and also the song “Stardust”.
All people from South Carolina are evil too because of their State symbol. Oh yes they pretend to be Conservative, Bible thumping Christians, but their love for the Moon and Stars and palm trees, betray them for what they are. They like fried chicken and pork rinds and potato salad down there. They have exported these foods all around the country wanting us to clog our arteries too.
That would mean we would have to see a doctor in a hospital where some Muslims and Jews might work trying to save our lives so they can ultimately rule us by making us wear burkas and watch bad TV shows.
McDonalds’ food will clog your arties too. And Proctor and Gamble have a similar symbol and are trying to corrupt us by providing good cleaning products at an affordable price while making a profit for their investors, some of whom may be Jews, Muslims or people who live in South Carolina.
And the rock group KISS stands for Kids In Satan’s Service and Gene Simmons is a Jew and likes Cheeseburgers but doesn’t eat pork rinds.
You also have to consider who really needs a hamburger and fries after midnight anyway. Marijuana users – that’s who. And Marijuana comes from Mexico just like illegal aliens.
See the connection? Like I said, it’s all very simple.