[TigerLikesRooster]

Even if we do not take this report at face value, I can believe his health deterioration is pickin up speed.

At this point, nobody may not be able to take him out, but the Grim Reaper certainly can.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Ping!

[Michael.SF.]

Castro or Kim Jong, who is gonna go first?

[hawkboy]

I hear that if you are ronery, you are more rikery to suffer a heart attack.

[DTogo]

Shukan Gendai is a weekly J-tabloid. Could be bogus.

[neodad]

Doctors from Berlin? Don’t they have free health care in North Korea? Couldn’t Fidel have sent a few? Oh, wait . . . . . . .

[struggle]

I hope China doesn’t try to take NK over. That would suck.

[HAL9000]

Thanks for the good news.

[farmer18th]

Perhaps he and Castro will die on the same day?

[Luke Skyfreeper]

NOT TRUE!

Dear Leader was only absent from office because on golf course today where score 18 hole in one. Clouds in sky form magnificent scene of 27 horses and riders, all red and orange with blue helmets from sunset form in sky to honor Dear Leader.

This what really happen, what you writing is capitalist propaganda!

[Luke Skyfreeper]

(And by the way, thanks for the news!)

[Disambiguator]

17 posts and no “Team America” reference yet.

We’re slipping, folks.

[Jay Howard Smith]

At this point, nobody may not be able to take him out, but the Grim Reaper certainly can.

From a King to Street Sweeper...
Nobody escapes the Grim Reaper...! :>)

[AFreeBird]

Shukan Gendai drew an attention last year by disclosing for the first time the picture of Kim Jong-il's new wife Kim Ok.

His wife's name is Kim Ok?

Just Ok huh?

[Tamar1973]

Crazy Kim hospitalised for a heart attack?

Hey, monk, should you and I go 50/50 on a $250 Joon bear for poor old Crazy Kim ...

or should we just bring one of yours?

[river rat]

Would it be rude of me to say I await and would celebrate the drawn out and painful death of this dangerous and horny dog eating sonuvabitch?

[Captainpaintball]

Kim Jong-il Suffered Heart-attack and Hospitalized Recently

Yes, but is his wife Kim OK?

[Zeon Cowboy]

Damn, so close...

[Mr Inviso]

how about we send him a get-well-soon gift of some eggs, butter, cheese and a truckload of cigarettes?

[AmericanInTokyo]

Sounds just like rumors at this point, no independent confirmation, and he did appear 4 June at a “duck-rearing” farm, of all places. However, it is true that his health is nothing to write home about.

[Int]

doctors from Berlin were brought in to perform an operation

If that's true, the story will come out soon enough.