So do the taxpayers of KC have to pony up for a third restroom?
Et tu, Kansas?
How many sane places are left in the US?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.
Reg: What?
Loretta: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But...you can't have babies!
Loretta: Don't you opress me!
Reg: I'm not opressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where is the foetus going to gestate? You're going to keep it in a box?
Loretta: Sniff.
Judith: Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
Rogers: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister! Sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Rogers: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Rogers: It is symbolic of our struggle against opression.
Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Well maybe just maybe the rest of the country is ready for Rudy. (a little bit of sarcasm)
Obviously the KSC has decided to obligate HIM. My reply, if asked, would be "wish in one hand, sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first."
What a bunch of freaks. How is this a natural tendency to mutilate oneself with modern surgery?
Cop-with-a-concealed-weapon ping!
Huggy Bear don’t play dat.
She legally changed her name from David to Jessica last year.
Put me on oath as unconvinced.
I’ve always wanted to be a rabbit.
Why is the police department enabling a mental illness, and foisting it upon the unsuspecting public? In a sane world, this person’s choice of embracing an imaginary reality would render him unfit for any position of authority. If the dude thinks he’s a woman was other misconceptions does he have about the world around him? There are enough loser/power-tripping/corrupt cops as it is, now people have to worry about ones who don’t even have a grasp on reality. Ugh.
Pity the next person that this officer does a Terry frisk on....
In my mind, I'm George Bush. So I'm asking co-FReepers to please refer to me as "Mr. President".
So it took him 40 years to figure this out, and pink fingernails and earrings are as far as he got?
Uh-uh. Nope. Do the surgery and then we'll see. Until then, you're just a cross-dresser.
David: I want to be a policewoman.
Mom: Don't you mean policeman?
David: No. I mean policewoman. I mean, haven't you seen those absolutely fabulous skirts they get to wear?
Mom: We'll discuss this with your father when he gets home. Meanwhile, why don't you go out back and play football or some other rough all-male type sports. Alternative reply by Mom, assuming she and father (if he was around during David's childhood) Mom: Oh, that's just wonderful that you want to express your true self David. You're father will be so proud when he gets home from today's protest against capitalism, racism, sexism, republicans, nukes, guns and the war in vietnam. Meanwhile, why don't you finish that macrame project, you know, the one where you're making your own clothes for non-gender specific Barbie.