After sharing a grilled guinea pig, the anorexic duo proclaimed, "We're stuffed!", and immediately retreated to the ladies room for a purge.
Posted on 05/30/2007 8:55:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A German bricklayer, who accused his girlfriend of liking her pet guinea pig more than him, killed the pet and turned it into a “romantic” dinner for two.
Lara Hochner, 23, from Darmstadt only found out what had happened when she went to her beloved pet Rudi after the candle-lit meal, to make sure he had enough food and water.
When she realised he was not there, her 29-year-old boyfriend Werner Brenner admitted that the couple had just eaten the animal.
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Oliver Rose: Now l guess l'll go in and piss on the fish.
How much noise does a guinea pig make? Was it a normal one or a South German screaming guinea pig?
Stewing vegetables like potatoes, carrots and onions are best.
After sharing a grilled guinea pig, the anorexic duo proclaimed, "We're stuffed!", and immediately retreated to the ladies room for a purge.
Yes. I wonder what they thought the sticks were for?
I used to raise Guinea pigs when I was a kid. Had a "whitey" and a "blackie" lol!!
"Whitey" was fat...I bet they aren't bad eating.
Plausible, isn’t it?
That is too funny!
Blood thirsty bunny ping.
A lady friend told me she had a guinea pig as a child and for whatever reason it made far more noise at night than in the day. As she put it, really loud noises at night.
After a full meal of fried Guinea Pig, it’s best to retreat to the back porch for a satisfying chaw and a couple of good coon-huntin’ stories from Uncle Bo.
I agree! Not enough pig for tooooooooooo!!
Bizarre that a nitwit would go to that much trouble and not off himself over dessert is amazing.
She sure was. The least she could have done was thank him for the nice meal.
They do make an incedible amount of noise. They can also be very affectionate and pleasant pets.
I had a guinea pig when I was a kid. Had to give it away when for no good reason I became allergic to it. *sigh*
What a pig!
;-)
My wife tells a tale of a guinea pig she had that gave birth, She came in one morning only to discover that the babies had devoured their mother with only a few pieces of flesh and bones left behind. She refuses to let our kids have any small rodents.
Did you give it to Richard Gere?
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