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Iowahawk: Midwest Lutherans Largely Reject Violence
Iowahawk | 05/23/07 | David Burge

Posted on 05/23/2007 12:44:03 PM PDT by dighton

Chicago - By an almost two-to-one margin, Midwest Lutherans voiced solid opposition to decapitation, suicide bombing, and chemical warfare in a new comprehensive survey of their social attitudes.

The Pew Research survey, conducted May 13-19, queried nearly 2,500 randomly selected Lutherans at flea markets and convenience stores across the Midwest. Interviews were conducted in High Plains Twang, Great Lakes Nasal and Flat Ohio Valley Bland.

“If there is one headline here, it’s how remarkably moderate the Lutheran community is,” said Pew director Andrew Kohut of the survey, which was co-sponsored by the Council on American-Yooper Relations. “It really paints a picture of a dynamic culture in or somewhere near the American mainstream.”

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To: redgolum
And of course we were never polite to the stinking Swedes from the next county north who claimed to have the better potlucks!

I do hope your Pastor occasionally gives a good sermon about the ugliness of potluck jealousy, just as the Swede's Pastor seems to have a need to admonish his flock about the evils of potluck pride.

61 posted on 05/23/2007 5:03:39 PM PDT by GoLightly
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To: GingisK

It’s not like there’s a shortage of once fine institutions that have been de-balled. The “nuclear family” was fairly decommissioned through the 60’s and 70’s for better or worse. But prior to that my dad in an ELCA church allowed how he got the third degree from his reverend before he was more or less allowed to marry my mom, grilled for an hour or two. And, he took the “till death do us part” seriously, married for almost 50 years and took care of her for several years during illness prior to passing. The caliber of the individuals that make up the institution are what counts.


62 posted on 05/23/2007 5:14:24 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: dighton; lightman; redgolum

What’s a Yooper?

http://www.dayoopers.com/whatwher.html


63 posted on 05/23/2007 5:15:04 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: cpprfld

You can safely bet that nothing good at all will come from a “survey of social attitudes.


64 posted on 05/23/2007 5:17:52 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: redgolum

LOL!

I am from the heavy duty German bunch


65 posted on 05/23/2007 5:19:44 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: SoCalPol

Maternal grandfather was Polish and unchurched. His mother, however (who lost relatives at Dachau) became a really-active evangelical Lutheran, for some reason (she was, herself, somewhat of a Messianic Jew, but still involved in Protestant life when she got to the US).

Rubbed off on my grandmother (rest well, Orlena), which passed to my mother (who is even more passionate), and eventually the rest of us.


66 posted on 05/23/2007 5:24:58 PM PDT by IslandJeff
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To: dighton; lightman
Yeah, I'm a Lutheran who is against decapitiation, suicide bombing, and chemical warfare.

I'm also against that feminazi neutron bomb, known as Evangelical Lutheran Worship.

I'm supporting the Lutheran Strategic Disarmament Plan (LSDP), in which massive numbers of congregations bring every one of their ELWs to their town recycling centers. Every congregation that dumps all their ELWs between now and August gets to send two delegates to the feminazi-heretic "celebration of ELW" in Chicago to stage a demonstration that will make the queer "Goodsoil" look like amateurs!!!!

67 posted on 05/23/2007 5:25:29 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: IslandJeff

That is sure a different journey.

I know an ITalian Catholic now a Messianic Jew


68 posted on 05/23/2007 5:41:10 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: SoCalPol

“Great Grandma Johnson” likely just picked an LCMS Church because the Pac NW isn’t exactly New York City/Philadelphia when it comes to native Jewry.

We’re all on the same team, at least after the Game is Over. Not for me to decide.


69 posted on 05/23/2007 5:45:06 PM PDT by IslandJeff
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To: IslandJeff

I think LCMS is chosen as they are also old test. and keep it correct which makes those comfortable.


70 posted on 05/23/2007 5:50:25 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: SoCalPol

Good Call.


71 posted on 05/23/2007 5:51:18 PM PDT by IslandJeff
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To: SoCalPol
"WAY left of the others.

I agree, was trying to be polite"

Too polite to a fault. That must mean you're Missouri Synod, the conservative kind of Lutheran.

Me too.

72 posted on 05/23/2007 6:02:02 PM PDT by Designer
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To: Designer

German - LCMS


73 posted on 05/23/2007 6:05:47 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: redgolum
No, this

is the 1529 portrait, when he was around 45, double portrait with Ms. Bore, by Cranach the elder.

This is another Cranach, from 1520. A bit thinner, but still no looker.

Cranach's 1529 became something of an icon and he painted dozens and dozens of copies, which were turned into bad woodcuts.

He was noted as the best early 16th c. painter at "getting a likeness", so that's probably pretty much what Martin Luther looked like.

74 posted on 05/23/2007 6:54:45 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Larry Lucido; Alex Murphy; TonyRo76
2,500 randomly selected Lutherans at flea markets and convenience stores

Is that their natural habitat? < ducking for cover>

75 posted on 05/23/2007 10:54:50 PM PDT by Gamecock (FR Member Gamecock: Declared Anathema By The Council Of Trent)
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To: Gamecock

Yes, except they forgot “Dollar Stores”, for entertaining and stuff, you know.


76 posted on 05/23/2007 10:57:09 PM PDT by IslandJeff
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To: AnAmericanMother

Well, he never looked like a super star!

What is funny is that my old pastor from back home looks like the “old” Luther. Which is funny since his family is Russian.


78 posted on 05/24/2007 5:08:00 AM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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To: lightman
Thanks. Funny stuff and so are the replies. Lutherans are against beheading until it comes to having fresh chickens for Sunday lunch.
79 posted on 05/24/2007 5:09:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns don't kill people. None of my guns ever left the house at night and killed anyone.)
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