Viagra is found to treat jet-lag

http://News.writersolution.com ^ | May 22, 2007 | Spookyjam

[andy58-in-nh]

Makes me want to fly United.

[El Gato]

If you've seen better than a wrinkley sourpuss with an attitude problem, please tell me what airline you're flying

On a recent flight from Orlando to Houston on Continental, 3 of 4 stews were Sweet Young Thangs. One older and somewhat chubby, but not wrinkly or sour and only chubby, not the blob that ate Chicago. Next leg on the little jet had a male steward.

[El Gato]

I recommend "Hooters Air"

I guess that's fine if you don't mind jailbait.

[lovecraft]

Maybe I’m in some weird Twilight Zone that on every plane I get on is being serviced by the Crypt Keeper. Well, there was this flight about 3 trips ago that had this ugly little black stewardess who was “trying” (emphasis on the try) to be funny on the intercom...not attractive, but at least she was trying to grow a sense of humor.....maybe I’m just cursed.

[FRForever]

> Gentlemen, please return your stewardess to her full upright position.

Sounds to me like “Virgin Atlantic” might be worth a try under this plan...

> If you’ve seen better than a wrinkley sourpuss with an attitude problem, please tell me what airline you’re flying. It sure is hell ain’t US Air. :-)

All the “budget” airlines hire a much younger cabin staff to lower costs: EasyJet, JetBlue, Southwest, etc. Generally pretty easy on the eyes... I only hope that at least the mechanical crews aren’t fresh out of vo-tech school...

[agent_delta]

That’s not a jet.

Ping

[BJClinton]

I guess that's fine if you don't mind jailbait.

She's at least 18, sheesh.

[synbad600]

Talk about carry-on luggage.

[avacado]

"The female hamsters are pretty sick of the study."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ErnBatavia]

You said member.

It's cool, so long as it wasn't preceded by "hot throbbing"...

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Viagra treats woodie lag AND jet Lag?...Just amazing!

[JRios1968]

New reason to say at arrival “are you happy to see us?”

[JRios1968]

Brings a new meaning to the term “lag screw”

[N. Theknow]

So, Viagra helps you to get up in the morning?

And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.

[agent_delta]

I’ve never heard that term before.

[JRios1968]

[CORedneck]

Back after Christmas, I had to deal with jet lag when I went and returned from New Zealand after 3 weeks. Going there was easy. NZ at that time of the year is 4 hours behind Colorado time (really 20 hours ahead). I get up a 4am for work at home. The flight was an overnight flight and it arrives at 6:30am. I got some sleep on the plane but not as good as being in a bed. I was up basically about 3 hours before landing in NZ.

The day I got there, I waited in the Auckland airport for 5 hours to catch another flight to Christchurch. I dozed off a little bit in the AKL airport and on the flight to Christchurch. I got to the hostel around 3pm in the afternoon and the first thing on my mind was get out of the sweatshirt/jeans and get some shorts, sandals and t-shirt on since it was warm. I left the hostel and walked 15 minutes to the grocery store to get shampoo, soap and tooth paste. I didn't check in any luggage plus with the liquid ban, I had to get it there. I grabbed dinner as well and went back to the Hostel. It was 7pm, I went to the TV room to relax. I was out and woke up at 9:10pm, it was still daylight and I went to bed.

I was given advice of try to stay up until 9pm to better set the body clock.

At the end of the trip, I was getting up a 8am NZ time - 8 hours later than back in Colorado. I hardly slept on the trip back. I dozed off on the flight between LA, CA and Colorado. I had a hard time trying to stay awake at work and in my class I took on Mon/Wed night.

In Aug, I am doing a trip to Japan and they are further behind on time than NZ. It will be interesting to see.

[VRWCmember]

But when I head west from DFW, I usually try to take them whenever I can.

Which is NEVER out of DFW. They fly out of Love Field from Dallas -- NOT DFW.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Very good!...we’re roll’in now!

[agent_delta]

shiny