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If you have a dog that licks everything it smells, I wouldn't feel bad about letting the pooch dispose of it.
1 posted on 05/12/2007 1:50:24 PM PDT by neverdem
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Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?
2 posted on 05/12/2007 2:02:38 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: neverdem

I guess its a slow news day


4 posted on 05/12/2007 2:08:25 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: neverdem

More fun science research:

http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume13/v13i2/v13i2.html


5 posted on 05/12/2007 2:09:35 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: neverdem

We had a 240 pound mastif and a 135 pound great dane that lived in the house. The rule was if you could pick it up before a dog got it, it was safe to eat. Most dropped food never even made it to the floor.


7 posted on 05/12/2007 2:16:07 PM PDT by DugwayDuke (A patriot will cast their vote in the manner most likely to deny power to democrats.)
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To: neverdem

bump


17 posted on 05/12/2007 2:34:47 PM PDT by indthkr
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Clemson University should get on the research to finally prove that calories evaporate out of broken cookies and sliced cake. I’d support giving them a government grant for that.


19 posted on 05/12/2007 2:35:19 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: neverdem
The MythBusters already did it...

And iirc, their conclusions, not to state the obvious but I will, it depends on the how "dirty" the floor is, and the how much of the food touches said floor, and how conducive the food is to holding "germs". The length of [reasonable] time has little to do with it.

21 posted on 05/12/2007 2:39:38 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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I wouldn’t feel bad about letting the pooch dispose of it”

I thought that’s what pooches were for.


22 posted on 05/12/2007 2:39:49 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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To: neverdem

Bologna is moist. The five second rule does not apply to “moist”.


23 posted on 05/12/2007 2:44:27 PM PDT by Eepsy (The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.)
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To: neverdem

take a cone of ice cream out on a dirt road, drop it and then think har about the ten second rule.

By the way ,I’d rather kiss a dog than Rosie. No one knows where her mouth has been.


24 posted on 05/12/2007 2:46:11 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: neverdem

With two dogs in my house, I’ve never had the opportunity to test the 5 second rule..


27 posted on 05/12/2007 2:49:42 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: neverdem; nnn0jeh; Cailleach

My husband served dinner last night. Unfortunately he got the dishes he used from the dish washer which were only rinsed and not washed. UGH! My first thought when I learned where he got the dishes was “I sure hope the dog hadn’t licked any of them”. Poochie loves to stand by the open dishwasher as I load it and “help” me do the dishes.

Oh well it’s been 24 hours and we’re all still alive.

cailleach don’t tell your brother!!!!!


28 posted on 05/12/2007 2:50:17 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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To: neverdem

Human life is fraught with bacteria with every breath, taste and touch.

Most people thrive most of the time.

Immune system rocks.


30 posted on 05/12/2007 2:52:36 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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it’s a thorough microbiological study of the five-second rule: the idea that if you pick up a dropped piece of food before you can count to five, it’s O.K. to eat it.

FIVE second rule? These people are generous.

In Texas, we only give it 2.

:-)

32 posted on 05/12/2007 2:56:28 PM PDT by MamaTexan (History is ~rarely~ both accurate AND politically correct!)
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Obviously these people are forgetting that after you pick up the food you’re supposed to blow on it. That blows the germs off. It’s magic.


33 posted on 05/12/2007 2:58:18 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: neverdem

Even if this author is right, he/she needs to stop fear mongering. I mean come on. This is ridiculous. Everyone is afraid of life. It is kinda funny.


40 posted on 05/12/2007 3:40:47 PM PDT by napscoordinator (.)
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To: neverdem; patton
it goes like this...

child #1 drops the pacifier, you quickly retrieve and
sanitize before returning it to the baby

child #2 drops the pacifier, you wipe it off on your
shirt and return it to the baby

child #3 drops the pacifier, you let the dog lick it
and you pop ‘er back in

btw, our pooch always smothers patton with kisses
and i still kiss my guy. ;)

43 posted on 05/12/2007 3:51:39 PM PDT by leda (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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The Mythbusters did the study, long before this goofy article. Food is easily contaminated when it touches anything, so don’t eat it unless you are an otter and wash everything beforehand.


44 posted on 05/12/2007 3:54:30 PM PDT by Tarpon
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To: neverdem

I ate dirt when I was a kid and am still alive to type this. Imagine that! (Though I did have my tonsils yanked at 5 years old, and remember that too! But never had strep throat since.. imagine that!)


46 posted on 05/12/2007 4:13:59 PM PDT by b4its2late (Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
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Unless I drop it on a pile of dog poop (or the equivalent) I pick it up and eat it. If there is dirt or grass on it I brush it off or blow it off. I never got sick that I know of.

I wouldn’t eat the ice cream cone dropped in dirt unless I had a way off gettint the dirt off. I don’t like eating gritty stuff or stuff with rocks in it.

I once dropped a hot dog at a beach part and brushed it off. I missed a pebble and cracked a tooth.


47 posted on 05/12/2007 4:44:50 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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