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The Five-Second Rule Explored, or How Dirty Is That Bologna?
NY Times ^
| May 9, 2007
| HAROLD McGEE
Posted on 05/12/2007 1:50:22 PM PDT by neverdem
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If you have a dog that licks everything it smells, I wouldn't feel bad about letting the pooch dispose of it.
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posted on
05/12/2007 1:50:24 PM PDT
by
neverdem
To: neverdem
Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:02:38 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Enterprise
Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her? 1) The dog does it often, and it was not an isolated incident.
2: The dog did the same thing before our last date, and I kissed her.
3: Kiss her then get tested for roundworms.
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:07:42 PM PDT
by
Gorzaloon
(Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
To: neverdem
I guess its a slow news day
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:08:25 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: neverdem
To: Enterprise
Of course I’d kiss her. But I’d be relying on that other health axiom. You know, the one about a dog’s mouth being cleaner than a human’s. Has that one been tested yet?
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:13:26 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: neverdem
We had a 240 pound mastif and a 135 pound great dane that lived in the house. The rule was if you could pick it up before a dog got it, it was safe to eat. Most dropped food never even made it to the floor.
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:16:07 PM PDT
by
DugwayDuke
(A patriot will cast their vote in the manner most likely to deny power to democrats.)
To: Enterprise
“Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?”
Did you ever stop to think that the reason the dog licked her face just after you got there was that the dog didn’t want to lick her face after YOU kissed her?
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:18:16 PM PDT
by
DugwayDuke
(A patriot will cast their vote in the manner most likely to deny power to democrats.)
To: gcruse
If she’d kissed her cat on the mouth she’d be germier.
To: Gorzaloon
Till death or roundworms do us part.
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:24:12 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: HiTech RedNeck
This reply deleted. (Unredeemably naughty)
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:26:32 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: gcruse
I don’t know about a dog’s mouth being cleaner. I have a friend whose dog has a habit of picking up kitty turds with his mouth.
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:27:00 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: DugwayDuke
Fine. If that’s the way the dog is going to act, see if he gets any table scraps from ME!
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:28:09 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Enterprise
To: HiTech RedNeck
Oooooooooh. Yer just itchin to get someone banned for a few days aren’t you?
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:29:52 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Enterprise
Yes. Give her lips a minute for the dog lick to dry and then kiss her. Would you kiss her if the mailman just licked her lips?
To: neverdem
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:34:47 PM PDT
by
indthkr
To: Enterprise
"Say what you will about the relative cleanliness of the
canine mouth vs. the human, I'd rather be French-kissed by a human being than a dog any day.
"Certain human beings, that is. I don't want to leave the impression I'm easy."
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:34:50 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: neverdem
Clemson University should get on the research to finally prove that calories evaporate out of broken cookies and sliced cake. I’d support giving them a government grant for that.
To: A knight without armor
I would have some serious questions for her and the mailman before proceeding.
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posted on
05/12/2007 2:39:15 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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