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GMA Touts Environmentalist Who Boycotts Toilet Paper to Save the Planet
NewsBusters ^ | May 10 2007 | Scott Whitlock

Posted on 05/10/2007 1:06:41 PM PDT by RatherBiased.com

On Thursday’s "Good Morning America," the ABC program touted a liberal New Yorker who is so concerned about the environment that he refuses to use toilet paper. GMA devoted eight and a half minutes of the May 10 show to promoting the cause of Colin Beaven, a man who, in addition to his bathroom stance, refuses to buy anything in packaging, won’t use transportation, even elevators, and insists that all his food be grown within 250 miles.

According to liberal weatherman Sam Champion, who admiringly recounted Mr. Beaven’s story, "The rules may seem a little extreme." A little? Co-anchor Diane Sawyer talked to the environmentalist in a follow-up segment and gushed over Beaven’s bizarre, minimalist lifestyle:

Colin Beaven: "...A lot of the things you can do for the planet are also good for you."

Sawyer: "And so good for you. Yeah. What you were saying about the way it concentrates your mind to be free of concern about a lot of the things in your life. It really makes sense to me." Video Real (1 MB) or Windows (1.2 MB) plus MP3 (174 KB)

No word on whether Sawyer will be opting to forgo toilet paper.

During the introduction, the GMA host appeared to be in awe of the man who calls himself "No Impact Man."

Diane Sawyer: "Well, I always loved the idea that if you took the planet Earth and divided the land by everybody on it, each of us would have four acres, four acres of our own. We’re custodians of them. So what do we want to do with ours? Would you be like the couple we're about to meet who used to have our styrofoam cups, our 18,000 plastic bags in a lifetime, decided to change all that, to do something about it. In fact, they did it in such a radical way, we read about it in the New York Times and our mouths dropped open. And Sam Champion is going to tell you their story."

By way of contrast, take a look at how Mr. Beaven describes himself on his website:

"A guilty liberal finally snaps, swears off plastic, goes organic, becomes a bicycle nut, turns off his power, composts his poop and, while living in New York City, generally turns into a tree-hugging lunatic who tries to save the polar bears and the rest of the planet from environmental catastrophe while dragging his baby daughter and Prada-wearing, Four Seasons-loving wife along for the ride."

Somehow, the word "liberal" didn’t appear in the GMA segments. If this man isn’t a left-winger, who is?

Weatherman Champion toured the apartment of the Beaven family and recounted how they deprive themselves of modern amenities:

Sam Champion: "From the outside, mornings at the Beaven household look pretty ordinary. Breakfast, brushing their teeth and getting 2-year-old Isabella ready for daycare. But if you look a little closer, there’s no morning paper, no morning television, no coffee. That's right, no coffee. Coffee isn’t grown locally, so it's off limits. Colin Beaven is leading his family through a year long experiment seeing if they can live their lives without creating any waist, and therefore having no negative impact on the environment."

Mr. Champion, who once hosted a segment that wondered if global warming will kill billions, described the bizarre endeavor as a "serious experiment":

Champion: "This is a serious experiment for a family. I mean, to put your, to put your family into this."

Beaven: "The fact is that everything we have done has actually helped us as a family."

Champion: "The rules may seem a little extreme. Nothing new, nothing in any packaging. No food that isn't grown or made within 250 miles, and no transportation, even public transportation, even elevators. And, oh yeah, no toilet paper."

In a subsequent piece, Diane Sawyer did ask Beaven if his friends think he’s insane, but mostly stuck to highlighting how admirable his actions were. She began by requesting to see the solitary napkin that the New Yorker uses to...clean himself:

Sawyer: "And joining us now is the writer, and self proclaimed ‘No Impact Man’ Colin Beavan. He’s got that book coming out next year. The first time I met you, you showed up, had your own cup, because you always had your own cup to get refills of anything that people have. You have your own sort of napkin you carry around? Where is it?"

Colin Beaven: "I carry a cloth so that we don't have to use paper towels. You know, when we go to the restroom, I can dry my hands or, you know, various– Napkins in restaurants."

After encouraging Mr. Beaven to talk about how the experiment "has been great for your life," Sawyer broached the delicate issue of what the family uses instead of toilet paper. Apparently, this wasn’t an issue for morning television:

Sawyer: "Now, I know everybody wants to know what you do instead of toilet paper. I'm not going to tell them. I’m going to let them go online and search this out for themselves. Let me just say it’s the Bedouin solution. If you don’t know what that is, you’re on your own out there."

Finally, in a truly odd moment, the ABC anchor complimented the liberal environmentalist and marveled over how Beaven and his family will soon be going without electricity. (And, no. At no point did Sawyer seem to grasp the irony of what an electricity-free lifestyle might do to GMA’s ratings.):

Sawyer: "And so good for you. Yeah. What you were saying about the way it concentrates your mind to be free of concern about a lot of the things in your life. It really makes sense to me. But, you're now, what, about five and a half months in. Next step is to get rid of electricity, and live by daylight alone? In New York City?"

Beaven: "Saturday there’s a switch in my apartments which is the circuit breaker for the whole apartment. And we're having a little party for our friends and we’re going to click the switch off. So, yeah, so, as far as lights are concerned, we may have one or two solar powered lights for getting around a little bit in the night, but mostly by daylight."

The experiment is to last a year. According to that timetable, the Beaven family, which includes a two-year-old daughter, will be without electricity in December, in New York City. Some might find that alarming, but not Diane Sawyer. She closed by promising that GMA would check in with Beaven throughout the year. The ABC host touted his upcoming book and also noted that the program would be on the look out for any back-sliding:

Sawyer: "Cannot wait for the book to come out as well. And to see what you learned at the end of this and if you go back. If you go back, we’ll be watching."

Despite the warning, don’t expect Diane Sawyer to begin forgoing electricity or toilet paper.

In past examples of environmental bias, GMA has scolded viewers for contributing to global warming and Diane Sawyer told viewers to use cloth bags at supermarkets.

For more information on Mr. Beaven, the Business and Media Institute covered the New York Times' reporting on his year-long project.


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beavan; beaven; colin; colon; dianesawyer; ecowacko; eeeeuw; fullodorman; goracle; gorebalism; gross; leftist; massinsanity; noimpactman; toiletpaper
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To: Reaganesque

...nor would his bunghole!!!


81 posted on 05/10/2007 4:08:02 PM PDT by xc1427 (It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
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To: John Williams

Nah, heck, I started it.

On the other hand, she would have thighs of steel for squatting that long! LOL

I have to go wash out my mouth now. I’ve even disgusted myself.


82 posted on 05/10/2007 4:14:41 PM PDT by trimom
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To: RatherBiased.com; All

Sorry, incorrect link from goyk.com/...my apologies! I asked the moderator to remove it...the sound bit from beavis is found on that website!


84 posted on 05/10/2007 4:25:26 PM PDT by rxgalfl
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To: HOTTIEBOY
HB...that is in the realm of TMI.

Charmin, its a good thing.

85 posted on 05/10/2007 7:26:16 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean THEY aren't out to get you...)
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To: x_plus_one

Once again the Left lives up to their image as the Culture of Death. Death brought to us on the stink finger of the Left.


86 posted on 05/10/2007 8:04:46 PM PDT by jonrick46
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To: RatherBiased.com; LUV W

I've been "informed" me that the Japanese caption at the bottom says, “Why did you wipe your butt with my hanky?” LOL! (Sorry, BYJ!)

87 posted on 05/10/2007 8:06:21 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/)!)
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To: RatherBiased.com

Why do all these liberals think the rest of us want to hear about their poop?


88 posted on 05/10/2007 8:07:32 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert (Texas Cowboy...graduated to Glory)
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To: HungarianGypsy
At least he practices what he preaches. You have to give him kudos for that.

He's exchanging one problem for another. So, he's not using toilet paper, but he's using more water (I hope!).

89 posted on 05/10/2007 8:12:28 PM PDT by Dianna
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To: FreeInWV

That picture is NOT sexy. It is just gross!


90 posted on 05/10/2007 8:14:27 PM PDT by Clemenza (Rudy Giuliani, like Pesto and Seattle, belongs in the scrap heap of '90s Culture)
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To: Tamar1973

That is just BAD! LOL!

The pictures are great, however! *thud*-worthy, even!


91 posted on 05/10/2007 8:21:49 PM PDT by luvie (2 Pet. 3:10"..the earth..will be burned up." God promised REAL global warming.ALGORE can do nothing!)
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To: LUV W

Actually, I thought it was pretty good. I’m still laughing my guts out. LOL! ; ) Hope BYJ would find it in his heart to forgive me!


92 posted on 05/10/2007 8:34:52 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/)!)
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To: Tamar1973

It was VERY funny and fit right with the subject at hand...as it were! :D


93 posted on 05/10/2007 8:45:31 PM PDT by luvie (2 Pet. 3:10"..the earth..will be burned up." God promised REAL global warming.ALGORE can do nothing!)
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To: Tamar1973

It was VERY funny and fit right with the subject at hand...as it were! :D


94 posted on 05/10/2007 8:45:45 PM PDT by luvie (2 Pet. 3:10"..the earth..will be burned up." God promised REAL global warming.ALGORE can do nothing!)
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To: RatherBiased.com

I’m grossed out about the detail of him using napkins in a restaurant every time he goes to the bathroom. How fair is that to the wait staff?


95 posted on 05/10/2007 8:48:51 PM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: RedQuill

It would have to be a beach towel for God’s sake..


96 posted on 05/10/2007 8:51:40 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: RatherBiased.com

I think they should quit having bodily functions all together. They’re just unnecessary wastes.

:-D


97 posted on 05/10/2007 8:53:26 PM PDT by bannie
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To: RatherBiased.com
"No Impact Man" has a web site?

What does his computer run on, methane?

98 posted on 05/10/2007 9:03:47 PM PDT by Unruly Human
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To: HungarianGypsy

Like all hypocrites....he really doesn’t. The paper used in his previous two, and now third, books would have kept him in toilet paper for several lifetimes. If he really practiced what he preached, you’d never hear about him because he’d be living like the Amish in some backwater town in Ohio.


99 posted on 05/10/2007 9:10:42 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: RatherBiased.com

Actually, if the envronmentalist wackos want to take up a collection to give me one of those Japanese high tech toilets that washes and dries your, er, fundament, after each use, I think I could do without toilet paper, well at home at least.

But, shouldn’t we be using more toilet paper, and paper in general? I mean, it comes from farmed trees, which sequester CO_2 out of the atmosphere. The more paper we use, the more carbon is buried in the ground. Us toilet paper users should be able to sell carbon credits!


100 posted on 05/10/2007 9:31:25 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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