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They Shoot Mormons, Don't They? Religious Bigotry, alive and well today
Saundra Duffy

Posted on 05/04/2007 5:46:36 AM PDT by Saundra Duffy

They Shoot Mormons, Don't They? Religious bigotry, alive and well today

May 4, 2007 - by Saundra Duffy-Hawkins

“I wouldn’t vote for a Mormon for dogcatcher, much less President of the United States!” There’s a lot of that kind of hateful rhetoric going around since Mitt Romney decided to throw his hat in the ring – as if Mormons are some kind of hideous evil monsters. The loudest anti-Mormon shouts, sad to say, are coming from America’s so-called “Christian right”. How can Mitt Romney hope to get a fair shake in this spiritually polluted atmosphere?

There was another man running for President who faced the same dilemma – John F. Kennedy – only he was the target of anti-CATHOLIC bigotry. In his 1960 speech to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association, JFK said the following: “. . .I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end - where all men and all churches are treated as equal - where man has the same right to attend or not attend the church of his choice - where there is no Catholic vote, no anti-Catholic vote, no bloc voting of any kind - and where Catholics, Protestants and Jews, at both the lay and pastoral level, will refrain from those attitudes of disdain and division which have so often marred their words in the past, and promote instead the American ideal of brotherhood.” John F. Kennedy Library & Museum (Speeches, 1960). By the way, if you listen to the audio version of JFK’s speech, you will hear the hurt and frustration in his voice and the unfair treatment surely must have caused many a sleepless night.

Fast forward to 2007 where JFK might as well have been “whistlin’ Dixie”. The hostility toward Mormons today, in my opinion, is even worse than that suffered by JFK. Although it is said that JFK lost about a million votes to religious intolerance, Romney stands to lose even more if the anti-Mormon evangelicals hang together.

According to Media Matters for America - “. . . a Web-based, not-for-profit, 501(c)(3) progressive research and information center dedicated to comprehensively monitoring, analyzing, and correcting conservative misinformation in the U.S. media” - FOX News is not reporting accurately on the level of evangelical hostility to the Romney run. Media Matters for America points out that among evangelical leaders rejecting Mormons: Shirley and James Dobson (National Day of Prayer and Focus on the Family, respectively), the Southern Baptist Convention (collectively), Pat Robertson (Christian Broadcasting Network), and Dr. D. James Kennedy (Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church in Florida). “Among many conservative evangelicals – who comprise a significant part of the Republican base – Mormonism is considered an un-Christian cult.” Media Matters for America (2007)

While stumping in Florida, a man in the audience stood up during the Q&A portion and said the following to Romney: “You, sir, you’re a pretender. You do not know the Lord. You’re a Mormon.” Media Matters for America (2007). This is the kind of un-American, disrespectful treatment Mitt Romney will apparently have to endure throughout the entire campaign – as if just being a Mormon is reason enough to open the floodgates for free flow of pent-up hatred and vindictiveness.

For the record, the Mormon bashers know full well that the official name of Romney’s church is “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints” and the members should rightfully be called “members of the LDS Church” but the words “Mormon” and “Mormonism” have an aura of negativity so they prefer to use the “M” word as if it were dirty.

Less than five minutes cruising around the official LDS website (LDS.org) will show anyone who’s interested that the Church is a Christian organization, with Jesus Christ at the Head. There are no paid clergy – all are volunteers. Humanitarian aid is legendary. Members of the LDS Church believe in strong family values; they are patriotic, they are law-abiding upstanding citizens of their community. Many LDS young men right out of high school go on two-year missions – you know, the guys on bikes – and during their mission they don’t date, read newspapers, go to movies or watch TV; but rather they dedicate two years of their lives to serving others. Many women go on missions as well, and couples, only theirs is 18 months in length but the obligations are basically the same. Most members do not shop or go out to eat on Sundays – reminiscent of the good old days when shops and stores were closed in obedience to the Commandment, “Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy”. If they can help it, LDS Church members do not work on Sundays, either, preferring to spend the day at church and with their families. Church members are encouraged to store up a year’s supply of food and water so they will be able to care for their families in the event of an emergency. The LDS Church believes in self-sufficiency and self-reliance but in the event of a financial hardship the Church distributes food and supplies through their welfare (Bishop’s Storehouse) program. Members of the LDS Church do not drink alcohol nor do they use illicit drugs; they do not drink coffee and tea. A Mormon in good standing, therefore, will not be found in a drunken stupor puking her guts out at 3 a.m. anywhere in the world. Furthermore, members of the church are encouraged to dress modestly, be polite and courteous. And members of the LDS Church are faithful tithe payers. Come on, people, what’s not to love?

So what on earth is their beef, the anti-Mormon zealots? Why is there such disdain for the LDS Church and its members? In Hugh Hewitt’s book, “Mormon in the White House?” he states his thesis that the fierce anti-Mormon sentiment among main-stream Christians stems from one or two or all three of the following factors (in order of importance):

1) “It is just too weird.

2) “A Mormon president will supercharge Mormons’ missionary work.

3) “If there is a Mormon in the White House, Salt Lake City will call the shots, at least on the biggest issues.” Hewitt (2007, p. 221-227)

Hugh Hewitt has written an exquisite book about the Romney campaign and overcoming the “Mormon problem.” It’s a good read and I highly recommend it. Of the three problem points listed in the previous paragraph, Hewitt believes – unless some unforeseen blunder destroys his chances – none of the three is insurmountable for Mitt Romney. (Plus, he has the best hair.)

Well, I’m no Hugh Hewitt, not even close; he’s an icon on the conservative radio talk show circuit. Hewitt could talk circles around me (I’ve seen him in action in Sacramento); he’s brilliant; he’s well educated, well read, no doubt a genius, plus he’s kind of cute. I’m basically a “nobody” – an overweight grandma – but after having researched for this paper, I have come to a totally different conclusion as to why there is such in-your-face angst over Romney’s religion of choice: It’s all about money, power and control (in that order). I think they’re (the evangelical religious bigots, that is) scared half to death and are revving up their attacks, not to save souls, but to save their reputations (which if tarnished would lead to financial ruin).

As I said, all one must do is browse around the LDS official web site to see what the LDS Church believes and stands for. Any reasonable person would conclude that Mormons are not evil monsters at all. In fact, they are God fearing, Christ believing, Holy Ghost following people going about doing good. “You will know them by their fruit” and the LDS has plenty of fruit and they are willing to share.

Earlier, I stated that some high-powered ministries have publicly condemned Mormons: Shirley and James Dobson, the Southern Baptist Convention, Pat Robertson, and Dr. D. James Kennedy – just to name a few. There are hoards of others. Sunday after Sunday, preachers, evangelists, reverends and ministers from all Christian denominations pound the pulpit with anti-Mormon rhetoric. I heard the message loud clear when I was a Baptist and when I tiptoed through evangelical/Pentecostal territories. Was I ever miffed when I later learned for myself the Gospel truth about the LDS Church.

Just think about it, please. If Dr. D. James Kennedy, for example, who wrote the book, The Wolves Among Us, were to admit he’d been wrong in labeling the LDS Church a “cult” that leads unwary ignorant people astray (to hell), what would become of his multi-million-dollar ministry? Suffice it to say, there’s big money to be had by sale of books, tapes, CD’s, videos, and other anti-Mormon propaganda, not to mention speaking engagements and world-wide religious crusades. We’re talking trillions, all told. I realize the anti-Mormon aspect of these ministries is but a small portion of the business, but if the truth came out, that they had been using falsehoods about the LDS Church as a cash cow, their entire empires could tumble.

The ABC News program 20/20 aired on March 23, 2007, exposed the lavish lifestyles of some of the top evangelical preachers – million dollar mansions and personal jets. ABC News - 20/20 (2007) (Again, the LDS Church has no paid clergy.)

It’s nothing new. Severe harassment and persecution has been the lot of the LDS Church since it’s inception in 1820 when a 14-year-old boy named Joseph Smith saw visions and communed with heavenly beings. Rather than discuss the spiritual aspects of the LDS Church, however, let’s stick to facts of history. Taken from a college-level early American history textbook, Joseph Smith, upon experiencing the visions and visitations, believed “that God had work for me to do, and that my name should be for good and evil among all nations, kindreds and tongues.” Ayers, Gould, Oshinsky, and Soderlund (2004, p. 292). The textbook continues, “They were met with hostility virtually everywhere they went . . . . As the movement gathered momentum, hundreds of people joined the church; entire congregations of churches of other faiths joined . . .” Ayers, Gould, Oshinsky, and Soderlund (2004, p. 293)

During the dark time of American history when slavery was flourishing and when Native Americans were forced from their lands, the pioneers of the LDS Church also suffered at the hands of unscrupulous politicians, governmental leaders, and angry hate-filled mobs. “In the face of relentless persecution, Joseph Smith, the founder of the church, had led his flock to Illinois. There they had established the town of Nauvoo, which by the mid-1840’s had become the largest city in Illinois with over 15,000 people. . . In June 1844, a mob of non-Mormons broke into the jail where Smith was being held and killed both him and his brother. . .The Mormons abandoned Nauvoo in the spring of 1846 as anti-Mormons pounded the town with cannon, destroying the Great Temple. In a well-coordinated migration, 15,000 Mormons moved in stages to the Great Salt Lake.” Ayers, Gould, Oshinsky, and Soderlund (2004, p. 334-335) Many walked all the way and many died along the way, including innocent babes.

Joseph Smith at one time was tarred and feathered by a mob. No jury, no trial, no judge – and they had planned to castrate him, too. On October 27, 1838, the then governor of Missouri issued an “extermination order”: “The Mormons must be treated as enemies, and must be exterminated or driven from the State if necessary . . .” Far West History (n.d.) Please note that the order called for exterminating “Mormons” making no distinction between men, women and children, and indeed women and children were subject to the extermination order.

In an event known in LDS history as “the Haun’s Mill Massacre”, precipitated by the extermination order, 30 to 40 LDS families were surprised by some 200 to 250 militia. After the smoke cleared, seventeen LDS people lay dead including a ten-year-old boy. Thirteen LDS members were wounded including a woman and a seven-year-old boy. “A few Missourians returned the next day and took plunder.” LDS FAQ (n.d.) No Missouri militiamen were killed but three were wounded. Just a few years earlier, the LDS folk who died that day had been members of other churches - Congregational or Methodist or Baptist or Presbyterian.

In l976, Governor Bond of Missouri officially rescinded the extermination order and presented apologies for the “unfortunate developments” it caused. Quoting from Governor Bond’s Executive Order: “WHEREAS, Governor Boggs’ order clearly contravened the rights to life, liberty, property and religious freedom as guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States, as well as the Constitution of the State of Missouri; and . . . Expressing on behalf of all Missourians our deep regret for the injustice and undue suffering rescind Executive Order Number 44 dated October 27, 1838, issued by Governor W. Boggs. . .” Far West History (n.d.) The individuals who harassed, abused, and even murdered Mormons in cold blood were never tried for their crimes.

I read Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Letter from Birmingham Jail and it really touched my heart. There he was, suffering for the Lord in jail, and these religious leaders with highfalutin titles on the outside wrote an open letter (“A Call for Unity”) in which they criticize King’s tactics and basically blame King for the racial turmoil of the time. Though you can tell King is upset and hurt by the attack – made worse because he’s stuck in jail and can’t confront the religious leaders face-to-face – his response is gentle genius. “I wish you had commended the Negro sit-inners and demonstrators of Birmingham for their sublime courage, their willingness to suffer, and their amazing discipline in the midst of great provocation. One day the South will recognize its real heroes.” Barnet and Bedau (2005, p. 881)

King has a few choice words for the Church, too: “If today’s church does not recapture the sacrificial spirit of the early church, it will lose its authenticity, forfeit the loyalty of millions, and be dismissed as an irrelevant social club with no meaning for the twentieth century. Every day I meet young people whose disappointment with the church has turned into outright disgust.” Barnet and Bedau (2005, p. 880)

King signs off with “Yours for the cause of Peace and Brotherhood”.

There’s an eerie commonality between what JFK and MLK endured at the hands of the religious bigots of their day and what Mitt Romney is facing today. I hope and pray that Romney will be able to fend off these undeserved attacks from the religious hypocrites with the same grace, dignity and God-inspired resolve displayed by the other two.

A few popular bumper stickers read: “Honk if you love Jesus” and “Christians aren’t perfect, just forgiven” or “Jesus is my co-pilot”. Yet, apparently, these same bumper-sticker Christians are the ones waging war against Mitt Romney’s run for the Presidency solely on the basis of his chosen faith in a Church that bears the name of the Savior of the world.

References

ABC News - 20/20 (2007). Philanthropic donations come from your heart, but where do they end up? Ex-money manager says "enough!" to secretive Christian Ministry spending. Glenn Ruppel & John Stossel. United States: ABC News.

Ayers, E. L., Gould, L. L., Oshinsky, D. M., & Soderlund, J. R. (2004). American Passages - a history of the United States - Volume I: to 1877 (2nd ed.). Belmont, California: Thomson/Wadsworth.

Barnet, S., & Bedau, H. (2005). Letter from Birmingham Jail. Current Issues and Enduring Questions - a guide to critical thinking and argument, with readings (7th ed., pp. 867-882). Boston and New York: Bedford/St. Martin's.

Far West History. (n.d.). The Extermination Order and how it was rescinded. Retrieved April 28, 2007, from http://www.jwha.info/mmff/exorder.htm

Hewitt, H. (2007). A Mormon in the White House? 10 things every American should know about Mitt Romney. Washington, D.C.: Regnery Publishing, Inc.

John F. Kennedy Presidential Library & Museum. (1960, September 12). Address of Senator John F. Kennedy to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association. Retrieved April 22, 2007, from http://www.jfklibrary.org

Lds Faq. (n.d.). What was the Haun's Mill Massacre? Retrieved April 28-2007, 2004, from Brigham Young University Web Site: http://ldsfaq.byu.edu/view.asp?q=57

Media Matters for America. (2007). Fox News whitewashes evangelical hostility to Romney's faith. Retrieved April 22, 2007, from http://mediamatters.org/items/printable/200702280002


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To: DanielLongo

This thread has been soooo interesting.


2,601 posted on 05/15/2007 8:37:40 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy ( Mitt has the best hair!)
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To: FastCoyote
I could be wrong about this. If I am, I will humbly accept corrective instruction.

In fairness to mormonism, I don't think its doctrine states that mormons will be equal to God, but that they will be rewarded for their mormon practice, marriage in temple, good works, etc. with becoming gods in their own right, creating life, populating and ruling over their own planetary dominions and so on.

I don't think mormon doctrine claims equality with God. From what I can gather so far, it appears they conceive of God as continually evolving in his power and perfection, so that he will always be ahead of them. Or something to that effect.

Again, any correction on this is welcomed and appreciated.

And I would agree with you that anybody who thinks he's going to become a god at any stage of his existence, is not somebody I want in charge of my country or me.

2,602 posted on 05/15/2007 8:38:26 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: FastCoyote
Then the Jews took up astones again to stone him. 32 Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me? 33 The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God. 34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods? 35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken; 36 Say ye of him, whom the Father hath asanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God? 37 If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not.

Wow! that sounds familiar.

2,603 posted on 05/15/2007 8:39:01 PM PDT by DanielLongo (Don't tread on me)
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To: DanielLongo
"Now, why doesn’t everyone just say what church they go to?"

This is only a guess, Dan. I could be wrong --

Maybe they don't think it's any of your business and not relevant to the subject under discussion. Maybe they resent your schoolyard dare to discuss their personal information with you, along with your suggestion that if they don't, they must be ashamed of it. Maybe they have zero interest in your personal information and couldn't care less what you choose or don't choose to share about your own church affliation, club memberships, hobbies, etc.

Like I said, I could be wrong. I'm just guessing.

2,604 posted on 05/15/2007 8:43:40 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: DanielLongo

“Again I ask, what church do you go to?”

I told you, the Church of FastCoyote. Or are you going to ridicule me and claim I can’t be a Prophet or a God? When your own religion says prophets and god’s are everywhere?

Here’s a link about the hieroglyphic fraud of Joseph Smith. There are multiple other links from other sources, I just don’t have all night to write a book about it. I know, you will reject the evidence (just as you have rejected my Godhood), but hey, you guys are predictable - when faced with facts, squirm.

http://www.watchman.org/lds/abraham2.htm


2,605 posted on 05/15/2007 8:46:23 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: Bonaparte; FastCoyote

Good grief! Me, equal with God Almighty?!! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.


2,606 posted on 05/15/2007 8:48:26 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy ( Mitt has the best hair!)
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To: Bonaparte

“In fairness to mormonism, I don’t think its doctrine states that mormons will be equal to God, but that they will be rewarded for their mormon practice, marriage in temple, good works, etc. with becoming gods in their own right, creating life, populating and ruling over their own planetary dominions and so on.”

What they actually think is quite murky, because some of their president/prophets thought Adam was a God and there was a separate triumverate at creation, separate from the normal trinity. And since the big God Fella is himself evolved from something lesser and has his many wives near Kolob, it looks to me like some bubbling multiverse where you don’t know what is going on.

But that’s my problem from experience with Mormons in power, they can jump track and believe they are numero uno on this planet.


2,607 posted on 05/15/2007 8:52:53 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: FastCoyote
Hey, give him a break, will ya?

He's only repeating the answers God gives him when he relays your question to him.

You see, FC, you gotta understand -- everything a mormon tells you, they got directly from God through prayer. Anyway, that's what they tell me. So why should they bother to look in the Bible, when they can just pick up their spiritual telephone and give him a call?

They pray for the answer and it always comes to them. It's just coincidence that it always tells them mormonism is right and all Christian denominations are wrong, that Joseph Smith is the only true prophet and all others are wrong.

2,608 posted on 05/15/2007 8:53:14 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: MHGinTN

Huh? Whose got time for sports? With a house full of children and a small business to run I barely have time to read FR. Any way the only time I can “connect” with my oldest son is online playing World of Warcraft(WoW). Then we have a common topic for discussion later. Little ones are in bed so off to WoW.


2,609 posted on 05/15/2007 8:55:19 PM PDT by Truth-Miner (The Child in us desires Truth to bend to our perspective, may we all be Adults.)
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To: Saundra Duffy

“Good grief! Me, equal with God Almighty?!! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.”

That’s part of the joke Saundra, you don’t get to be a God, just male Temple Mormon priests like Mitt. Then they get their planets and have multiple spirit wives, that’s what celestial marriage is all about.

Of course, they probably don’t bring this stuff up every Sunday, because why irritate the simple flock. But the big boys know.


2,610 posted on 05/15/2007 8:57:36 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: Saundra Duffy; FastCoyote
See what I mean, FC?

If I've got this straight, mormons do not believe that reaching the highest level of exaltation in celestial heaven is the same as being god's equal. A mormon guy believes that where God is today, he will be tomorrow -- but he won't be God's equal, because by that time, God will have "evolved" beyond that stage of his development. Kapeeeesh?

And all you mormons out there, I'm relying on you to correct this information if it's wrong.

2,611 posted on 05/15/2007 8:59:09 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: Saundra Duffy
Rev. 3: 21 21 To him that aovercometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

John 17: 11, 21 11 And now I am no more in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to thee. Holy Father, keep through thine own name those whom thou hast given me, that they may be one, as we are. • • • 21 That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us: that the world may believe that thou hast sent me.

Now if you believe this oneness refers to a trinity, then the scripture has even deeper meaning for you, because we are to become one in God. According to the doctrine of the Trinity the righteous will be God.

2,612 posted on 05/15/2007 8:59:38 PM PDT by DanielLongo (Don't tread on me)
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To: FastCoyote
I may be speaking out of turn here, but I think Saundra gets to be something like a "junior god wife." No executive prerogatives, but she gets to bask in her "god husband's" glory and crank out his spirit children for him as he rules his planet.

I could have that wrong, so don't take it as, er, "gospel."

2,613 posted on 05/15/2007 9:02:56 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: Bonaparte
And still no one will tell me what church they belong to. Except FC. He's got his own. Have I said anything negative about your church FC?
2,614 posted on 05/15/2007 9:03:23 PM PDT by DanielLongo (Don't tread on me)
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To: DanielLongo

Um, I told you, as I was going for the popcorn.


2,615 posted on 05/15/2007 9:05:38 PM PDT by MHGinTN (You've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
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To: DanielLongo

“Then the Jews took up astones again to stone him. 32 Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me? 33 The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God. 34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods? 35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken; 36 Say ye of him, whom the Father hath asanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God? 37 If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not.”

You win. We are all gods. Does that mean I can sleep in tomorrow?

And if we are all gods, then Christ has just been reduced in size to a midget - he was just luckier to get his god wings sooner than I did.

But, since I am a god, can I send you to hell? And why won’t you send me your credit card number, since I veerily need a tithe right now so I can “get me some”.


2,616 posted on 05/15/2007 9:06:50 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: MHGinTN

Sorry, I missed that. What was it again?


2,617 posted on 05/15/2007 9:06:55 PM PDT by DanielLongo (Don't tread on me)
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To: FastCoyote

Because you strike me as someone that knows how to use a credit card. LOL.


2,618 posted on 05/15/2007 9:08:56 PM PDT by DanielLongo (Don't tread on me)
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To: DanielLongo
See what you've done now, Dan?

You've hurt MHGinTN's feelings!

He told you his religion and you didn't even care enough to remember!

You completely passed him over and made honorable mention of only FastCoyote!

Some people might call that favoritism.

2,619 posted on 05/15/2007 9:11:21 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: Bonaparte

“I may be speaking out of turn here, but I think Saundra gets to be something like a “junior god wife.” No executive prerogatives, but she gets to bask in her “god husband’s” glory and crank out his spirit children for him as he rules his planet.”

Well, I think there’s something about him having to call out her secret name or she gets the boot. But it sounds like a pretty good scam to me, cause the husband just gets to go one procreating willy nilly with whatever young spirit chicks he can pick up on planet Zorg.

Now, I think a Mormon wife would be humiliated as hell to be treated like a used burlap sack in heaven, but who am I to question the Holy works of Josph Smith, who had 30 plus wives down here before gettin his planet.


2,620 posted on 05/15/2007 9:12:38 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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