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To: Bonaparte

“I may be speaking out of turn here, but I think Saundra gets to be something like a “junior god wife.” No executive prerogatives, but she gets to bask in her “god husband’s” glory and crank out his spirit children for him as he rules his planet.”

Well, I think there’s something about him having to call out her secret name or she gets the boot. But it sounds like a pretty good scam to me, cause the husband just gets to go one procreating willy nilly with whatever young spirit chicks he can pick up on planet Zorg.

Now, I think a Mormon wife would be humiliated as hell to be treated like a used burlap sack in heaven, but who am I to question the Holy works of Josph Smith, who had 30 plus wives down here before gettin his planet.


2,620 posted on 05/15/2007 9:12:38 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: FastCoyote
"... I think there’s something about him having to call out her secret name or she gets the boot."

    Again, just guessing, ok? I think all sorts of secret signs, handshakes, passwords, etc. are passed along in the temple rituals. So she'll be well briefed.

" But it sounds like a pretty good scam to me, cause the husband just gets to go one procreating willy nilly with whatever young spirit chicks he can pick up on planet Zorg."

    Well, maybe, but from what I've heard (and I could be wrong), he gets to live in polygamous reunion with whatever wives he had while a mere mortal. You get it? On Earth, polygamy bad. In heaven, polygamy good.

    Now -- as for the adultery/fornication issue you've brought up, Joseph Smith did have wives that were still married to other men. And every mormon would probably agree that Smith is doing pretty well for himself up there right now, him being the only true prophet and all.

    So maybe those mormon god-guys will get to cruise the celestial Foster's Freezes for chicks. I know, I know, Smith did deny he had all those wives, but he later admitted it and we got to go by the latest, most up-to-date rendition of God's word as it comes in on the celestial ticker-tape, right?

", I think a Mormon wife would be humiliated as hell to be treated like a used burlap sack in heaven..."

    Well, she'll just have to get used to it. Oath of Obedience at all that. She's just not going to risk being cast down into the Outer Darkness, so I'm confident that she will adjust. Hey, all those babes in the Turkish harems couldn't all be wrong, could they?


2,627 posted on 05/15/2007 9:28:46 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: FastCoyote

“Well, I think there’s something about him having to call out her secret name or she gets the boot.”

This is false, and we’ve told you this before.

Why do you cling to these strange ideas?

If there’s something that we believe that you find kooky, we will gladly own up to it, and we have on multiple occasions. You continue, though, to be determined as to what we believe, despite our assurance to the contrary.

Some might call this “baiting.” Personally, I’d prefer not to think so ill of you; but my options are growing thin.


2,662 posted on 05/15/2007 10:55:24 PM PDT by tantiboh
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