1 posted on
04/30/2007 12:37:51 PM PDT by
Stoat
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To: Stoat
She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again.Technically, no it doesn't.
2 posted on
04/30/2007 12:38:59 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Stoat
Why would they bother to do this, when the camels aren’t required to do so?
3 posted on
04/30/2007 12:39:51 PM PDT by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: Stoat
technically making her a virgin again.
I think "technically" is the wrong word here.
4 posted on
04/30/2007 12:40:44 PM PDT by
SittinYonder
(Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
To: Stoat
I wonder, do they have anoplasty for gay guys?.......
5 posted on
04/30/2007 12:41:02 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
To: Stoat
"I wanted to reconstruct part of my life, to reconstruct myself so that I could feel better about myself." I thought having unfettered sex with multiple partners was supposed to make women feel better about themselves. That's what the feminists taught me.
6 posted on
04/30/2007 12:41:37 PM PDT by
The Blitherer
("What the devil is keeping the Yanks?")
To: Stoat
I had a rhinoplasty.
Got my rhino back.
To: Stoat
Reminds me of a statement by a famous Hollywood Producer who said he used to know Doris Day before she became a virgin.
10 posted on
04/30/2007 12:43:44 PM PDT by
AU72
To: Stoat
There is a familiar ring to all these stories - i.e. they were “pressured” to have sex, they only did it “once”, it was only with “one ex-boyfriend”.
Is it just me, or do all these stories seem just a bit too conveeeenient?
To: Stoat
Reminds me of a quote from an old Hollywood-type about Doris Day; “I knew her before she became a virgin.”
12 posted on
04/30/2007 12:44:16 PM PDT by
paddles
To: Stoat
Its a lot like putting a new paint job on a used car.
In this case repainting a taxi cab, or a worn out police cruiser.
15 posted on
04/30/2007 12:46:56 PM PDT by
sgtbono2002
(I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
To: Stoat
Wait a second, they’re getting a hymenoplasty because of a growing sense of religion?
I thought Islam favored clitorectomies for women?
16 posted on
04/30/2007 12:47:13 PM PDT by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: Stoat
Do-it-yourself virgins.
How much thread to make 72?
18 posted on
04/30/2007 12:47:21 PM PDT by
beeber
(stuned)
To: Stoat
Gee, what does Allah think??
19 posted on
04/30/2007 12:47:31 PM PDT by
technomage
(You get what you want one step at a time)
To: Stoat
Britney Spears was not available for a comment.....
To: Stoat
Couldn’t they just say they broke it riding a bicycle?
To: Stoat
Wow a 35th wedding present for my husband.
24 posted on
04/30/2007 12:49:15 PM PDT by
svcw
(There is no plan B.)
To: Stoat
Maybe this is how they keep the 72 virgin thing in the after-life going without using them up. Recycling.
To: Stoat
Based on this criteria, Mary certainly wasn’t a virgin after giving birth to Christ.
27 posted on
04/30/2007 12:49:47 PM PDT by
Sherman Logan
(I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: Stoat
More evidence that Muslims are insane.
30 posted on
04/30/2007 12:51:54 PM PDT by
Beckwith
(dhimmicrats and the liberal media have chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
To: Stoat
I once asked an Arab exchange student who was in my college.
" So [insert some Islamofacsist name] , what are you going to do if you find out on your wedding night your wife isn't a virgin ?"
I am not making this up, this is what he replied
I will sleep with a knife under my pillow
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