[dead]

She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again.

Technically, no it doesn't.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Sort of like that old line about the guy in Tijuana

Hey Meester!
Want to meet my Seester?
Virgin many times over!

[Cvengr]

Don't trust them.

The same outpatient surgery clinic has a warehouse of these things behind its alley. They simply tell you to sleep it off after surgery. That's when the others take over as substitutes.

[Madame Dufarge]

In fact, neither woman is a practicing Muslim. They dress, speak and act like other young Parisians, but are also part of a growing silent group of women who juggle traditional Muslim and modern French values.

Is it just me? They're not practicing Muslims, but they need to "juggle" traditional Muslim and modern French values.

My head's exploding.