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Harry Reid - one of America's best
Canada Free Press ^ | 4-26-07 | John Burtis

Posted on 04/28/2007 5:59:06 AM PDT by smoothsailing

Harry Reid - one of America's best By John Burtis

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Yep, Harry Reid, the four star commanding general of the supremely valiant Democrat Party has affirmed to the entire world that the war in Iraq is irretrievably lost. Er, at least that's what he said first, when he hollered, "The war in Iraq is lost," in the Left's great new oily bullpen, the floor of the US Senate.

But then, like any sterling Democrat Party leader, he began to back pedal almost as soon as he pronounced the Mid-Eastern bout over due to a TKO in the fifth, and by his third courageous retelling of this old Kerry story and his robotic limning of the Rosie O'Donnell approved, Nancy Pelosi written, and Honest John Murtha prescribed story line, the old boy sounded just like a Vichy French general or even worse, a Vichy politician.

You remember Vichy France. It was the oh so soft rump of an underbelly of what was left of a supine France after the vulpine Nazi's goose stepped their way, nattily attired all the while in seemingly clean uniforms, to the English Channel, through the Arc d'Triomphe, and over to the rail yards in Compiegne, where they had to use some dreadfully loud and highly disturbing dynamite to free the famous 1918 railcar needed to host the latest in a long line of French surrenders to the Teutons.

It wasn't an absolute cake walk, though, the panzer equipped Huns had to fight their way through waves of drunken French soldiers swigging from stolen bottles of cognac, short sweaty politicians in rumpled suits and pomaded hair waving wads of worthless francs, French generals lugging bulging suitcases and offering thumbs out for rides home, and pleading French female camp followers...

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


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"Harry Reid, in a ready and painfully adept pantomime of a Vichy politico, is offering open aid and assistance to our enemies again, and attempting to shoe horn the small islands of Iraqi democracy and its existing practitioners into Osama bin Laden's expansive pockets, all in a blatant attempt to curry favor with those trigger happy, knife wielding, beheading, and happy go lucky gauchos from al Qaeda. But unlike the Vichy French, who were throwing themselves prone before a conquering foreign army on their own territory, Harry is throwing away the fruits of a near victory to Muslim fascist gangrels on the other side of the world."

Oombagassa!

41 posted on 04/28/2007 7:56:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: smoothsailing
I read somewhere that he was once a bouncer in a brothel.

I'll bet he was the swamper and the honey-do boy.

42 posted on 04/28/2007 8:01:09 AM PDT by jazusamo (http://warchronicle.com/TheyAreNotKillers/DefendOurMarines.htm)
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How many Republicans went to the Seante floor to denounce this mealy-mouth POS?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

43 posted on 04/28/2007 8:06:37 AM PDT by SMM48
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GO CANADA!!!!!!!

They read Reid like a book.

Have been trying to figure out what Harry did during the Vietnam war.
Draft dodging?

Resign Harry!!!!!!!!!!!!!


44 posted on 04/28/2007 8:49:09 AM PDT by sweetiepiezer
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I’m surprised that some FR artist hasn’t come up with a picture of the zoo of Democrat surrender monkeys: Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and continuing through all of the idiots who signed on to their surrender-now plan. That would be pretty effective next year, particularly in the case of Democrats who closely edged out Republicans in Republican-majority districts in 2006.


45 posted on 04/28/2007 9:19:32 AM PDT by RightWingConspirator (Glad that Ted the Boorish Drunk, Hitlery the Witch and John Fonda/Fraud Kerry are not my senators.)
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So far,to my knowledge, only Sen. James Inhofe and Cong. Duncan Hunter have shone the spine we so desperately need from our elected representatives.

HUNTER: “In my opinion Sen. Reid, having made that statement, which can only have a demoralizing effect on our troops and an effect of encouragement of the adversary, I think it would be appropriate for Sen. Reid to resign his position as the leader of the United States Senate,” he said.

INHOFE: Asked if the Nevada Democrat should resign from his leadership position because of his comments, Inhofe said: "I think it’s more serious than that. I think there should be a recall . . . for saying something as un-American as that.” He also said: "But it would have to emanate from the people who elected him. "I can’t imagine that something isn’t going to happen.”

46 posted on 04/28/2007 9:45:14 AM PDT by smoothsailing ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction"--President Ronald Reagan)
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Enjoyable article.


47 posted on 04/28/2007 11:45:06 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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Reid totally blew it.


48 posted on 04/28/2007 7:48:40 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (Mitt Romney for President !!!)
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Harry Reid unveils his new campaign slogan:

"Death to America. Death to Israel. Death to Iraq."




Fortunately, the reviews were somewhat less than enthusiastic,
except for those trying to sniff out which way the wind was blowing.

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49 posted on 04/30/2007 5:57:46 AM PDT by OESY
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It's all to true, and Reid is either too stupid to see it, or just doesn't care.

Do I question his patriotism? NO!

He has none to question. He is a domestic enemy and deserves our scorn and ridicule.

50 posted on 04/30/2007 6:47:58 AM PDT by smoothsailing ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction"--President Ronald Reagan)
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nice find, there appears to be hope for Canada. from the article:

And now Harry Reid, in a ready and painfully adept pantomime of a Vichy politico, is offering open aid and assistance to our enemies again, and attempting to shoe horn the small islands of Iraqi democracy and its existing practitioners into Osama bin Laden’s expansive pockets, all in a blatant attempt to curry favor with those trigger happy, knife wielding, beheading, and happy go lucky gauchos from al Qaeda. But unlike the Vichy French, who were throwing themselves prone before a conquering foreign army on their own territory, Harry is throwing away the fruits of a near victory to Muslim fascist gangrels on the other side of the


51 posted on 04/30/2007 7:04:55 AM PDT by moodyskeptic (the counterculture votes R)
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And he gets to walk around and have 5 year olds come up to him in the mall and say “mista hawwy- I wanna be just wike you when I gwow up!”


52 posted on 04/30/2007 9:21:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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