Posted on 04/28/2007 5:59:06 AM PDT by smoothsailing
Harry Reid - one of America's best By John Burtis
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Yep, Harry Reid, the four star commanding general of the supremely valiant Democrat Party has affirmed to the entire world that the war in Iraq is irretrievably lost. Er, at least that's what he said first, when he hollered, "The war in Iraq is lost," in the Left's great new oily bullpen, the floor of the US Senate.
But then, like any sterling Democrat Party leader, he began to back pedal almost as soon as he pronounced the Mid-Eastern bout over due to a TKO in the fifth, and by his third courageous retelling of this old Kerry story and his robotic limning of the Rosie O'Donnell approved, Nancy Pelosi written, and Honest John Murtha prescribed story line, the old boy sounded just like a Vichy French general or even worse, a Vichy politician.
You remember Vichy France. It was the oh so soft rump of an underbelly of what was left of a supine France after the vulpine Nazi's goose stepped their way, nattily attired all the while in seemingly clean uniforms, to the English Channel, through the Arc d'Triomphe, and over to the rail yards in Compiegne, where they had to use some dreadfully loud and highly disturbing dynamite to free the famous 1918 railcar needed to host the latest in a long line of French surrenders to the Teutons.
It wasn't an absolute cake walk, though, the panzer equipped Huns had to fight their way through waves of drunken French soldiers swigging from stolen bottles of cognac, short sweaty politicians in rumpled suits and pomaded hair waving wads of worthless francs, French generals lugging bulging suitcases and offering thumbs out for rides home, and pleading French female camp followers...
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
But, Harry still supports the troops who lost the war...!
Harry Reid - one reason I no longer go to the Temple.
Harry Reid - cares more for the terrorists than his nation.
“Harry Reid” is its own barf alert.
Pretty much so. Reid and Finest at the same time is enough to make one barf...
Headlines only, eh?
It is hard to imagine a more thorough attack on Harry Reid than is offered in this article.
A true American success story. Grew up in modest means and through hard work is now along with the rest of his family are now wealthy beyond belief. I could not find where he ever held a job out side of politics.
the poster child for term limits.
General Fairy Reid and his aide Nancy Pissoffee.
Read the article. The writer devastates dirty Harry.
The question becomes, If we lost the war, who lost it? Look in the mirror Harry.....you and your fellow Chamberlin wannabees waving white flags from the ramparts of the capitol. Harry, I wish you knew how disgusting you really are. Beyond words.
Yep. Those words were barfy...
I read somewhere that he was once a bouncer in a brothel.:)
“But Monsieur Harry Reid will accept no immediate decorations, orders, or medals from al-Qaeda just yet, because the enemy victory is not assured, America has not hoisted the white flag over every ship at sea and every fort on land, and our already porous borders have not yet been completely opened to the tidal wave of murderers, terrorists, or cabbies destined for Minneapolis and St. Paul.”
This is one of the best fillet ‘o harrys that I have seen yet.
This is great line:
And now Harry Reid, in a ready and painfully adept pantomime of a Vichy politico, is offering open aid and assistance to our enemies again, and attempting to shoe horn the small islands of Iraqi democracy and its existing practitioners into Osama bin Laden’s expansive pockets, all in a blatant attempt to curry favor with those trigger happy, knife wielding, beheading, and happy go lucky gauchos from al Qaeda.
His Harryness is on track to join those other famous Democratic leaders that abandoned the people who put them in office Tom Foley, and Tom Dashle, Remember Tom Dashle, who even put out pictures of him with GW to try to save his sorry hide.
It does. Once I cleaned up the barf from reading the headline and got it that it was a satirical use of best...
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