[dirtboy]

It's Friday night - time to get goofy.

[gate2wire]

A moose once bit my sister...

[Inspectorette]

It's healthy and tasty - and very expensive (nearly $500 per pound) because moose milk is hard to obtain.

This is hugh and series! Think I'll go take a shower...

[Riley]

Oh no, I can feel the Earth rumbling. Time to run the *f* away. :-)

[dynachrome]

I added the proper keywords for ya. :)

[AnAmericanMother]

My daughter sent me pictures from the Kostroma Moose Farm.

They're cute, but I wouldn't want one in the back yard, let alone 50 or so . . .

Machine Milking Moose

[dirtboy]

and it takes up to two hours to milk a moose,

Thank God they spared us the details.

[Brilliant]

“moose milk is hard to obtain.”

Says who?

[kalee]

Here’s some goofy for ya. lol
Lady Rita’s husband died toothless after a protracted illness.

Lady Rita Mosley,
4 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3, England.

Here writes Lady Rita Mosley, suffering from cancerous ailment. I used to be married to
Sir David Mosley English man(Deceased).My husband was into private practice all his life before his death.
Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My husband died toothless after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged
individuals as he had passions for persons . I can adduce this to the
fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Twenty Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling
which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently,
this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I
have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to
use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to establish a charity home called “Mosley Charity Foundation” for the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down- trodden, physically
challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives
are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures.Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.I am not
afraid of death hence
I know where I am going. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me.I do not want them to
know about this development.

You can contact me through my private email address: mosleysdreams_uk@yahoo.co.uk

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you Directives on how to contact the bank in UK. I will also issue you
a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated
herein.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Love,

Lady Rita Mosley

[HungarianGypsy]

**Food Ping**

I like to try different kinds of cheese. Moose cheese just isn't something I've had the opportunity to try. :-)

[magslinger]

PING. C’mere an’ see this.

[MilesVeritatis]

Um, hey, uh, Rocky? Hey now, hands off! I'm a bull moose, you silly squirrel!

[Ready4Freddy]

Mooth ping! ;>)

[martin_fierro]

[jazusamo]

I believe it’s the sisters who milk the mooses or meece or however the heck you say it, dangerous job!

[David_G_Burnet]

moose milk is hard to obtain

Ya, fur sur, dats vat I sey

[WesternCulture]

From

http://www.indian-lake.com/moose.htm

“Around 1700, the Swedish cavalry experimented with moose as “combat vehicles.” Easy to train and ride, moose have better stamina and terrain mobility than horses and were expected to terrify enemy forces who probably had never seen a moose. The problem: moose kept running away from loud artillery noises.”

[Abundy]

My sister was going to post...but she had to go to the ER due to a bite...

[Constantine XIII]

LOL, thank you for bringing this to my attention.

I’ve heard that moose cheese can help cure complications resulting from nasty moose bites. My sister will be so happy to hear the news!

[pbmaltzman]

Cheese going for $500 per pound? Sure, I’ll buy some—just as soon as I WIN THE LOTTERY!! LOL!

[RunningWolf]

Actually it sounds pretty good to me.