Posted on 04/26/2007 8:54:03 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear
Language changes. This cannot be denied. Due to one person's brave words we have a new change to our lexicon. Sheryl Crow, the 'one square wonder' has single handedly wiped the way clear the future of our communication.
For instance; when things are getting shakey at work you should state that if everyone doesn't work together the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." When someone startles you, tell them you nearly "Crowed your pants." Suppose you are playing poker. Your friend fails to disguise his glee at the hand you dealt to him. While holding your chips closer than your cards you might remark on his "Crow-eating grin."
See how easily this change has slid into the lexicon? The new way of expressing your meaning passes naturaly into everyday life.
I encourage everyone to share their "Crowtoloty."
Aw, we all know she doesn’t know Crow from shinola!! ;-)
In other words, you've heard enough wise crakcs, and don't need to be told the hole story?
That’s lower than whale Crow at the the bottom of the ocean.
That’s some mighty good crow y’all been smoking! ;-)
Now we can tell this joke without offending someone!!
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Crow?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Crow!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Crow is the only son of Awe Crow. Awe Crow, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Crow, the owner of Needeep N. Crow, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Crow married Noe Crow. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Crow, Giva Crow, Fulla Crow, Bull Crow, and the twins Deep Crow and Dip Crow.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Crow married Dumb Crow, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Crow divorced. Noe Crow later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Crow Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Crow married Loda Crow, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Crow. Two of the other six children, Fulla Crow and Giva Crow, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Crow-Happens nuptials. The Crow-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Crow, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Crow.
Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Crow,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Crow
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is just PERFECT!!! :-)
Obviously, all the little Crows are now in leadership positions in Congress...
I got that in the email the other day. When I saw this thread, I just had to change the words in MS office. Works for me.
This makes sense.
The eagle on petty officer badges in the Navy is called a ‘crow,’ which is also known as a ‘s*** bird.’
Subject: FW: WHO IS JACK CROW
That was a work of art, thank you !
Further, now hear this: Henceforth all sea stories will be prefaced by the phrase “No crow, there I was...”
LOL!
And pay day will now be known as “the day the eagle crows.”
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