Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog (Sheryl Crow wants us to use only 1 square of TP}

Washington Post ^ | April 22, 2007 | Sheryl Crow & Laurie David

[2ndDivisionVet]

Singer Sheryl Crow and environmentalist Laurie David have been traveling across America on a two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour, which winds up today at George Washington University. Crow and David (co-producer of the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and wife of "Curb Your Enthusiasm's" Larry David) have been touting their cause and chronicling their travels in a rather idiosyncratic blog. Here, on Earth Day, are a few excerpts: David (4/10, Dallas): I am jogging outside in 40 degree freezing cold . . . 70 degrees in January and 40 degrees in April. That is exactly why Sheryl Crow and I are in a biodiesel bus going thru the Southeast visiting college campuses to talk about the urgency of this issue and how everyone . . . everyone . . . has to start doing something. I would write more, but I have to go run warm water over my hands and thaw out from my run.

[2ndDivisionVet]

This story highlights the hypocrisy and foolishness of the elites fronting this Gore-bull Warming scam.

[pillut48]

"Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required." Yeah, RIGHT. Now they want the government in my toilet?!? I just soooooooooo don't think so!

[endthematrix]

[garylmoore]

Please, just one square?

[LegendHasIt]

In a similar vein:
I just had to laugh at one of the Albuquerque NM TV news programs tonight. They mentioned about the fleet of icebreakers heading out to free the ships stuck in the “worst ocean ice fields in the last 20 years”; a moment later, about today’s snows in southern Arizona.

Then they segued (without a blink or a hint of irony) into a report on a guy who is “doing his part to halt the scourge of global warming”.

They showed some video of a dairy farmer who has installed a plant to convert the uh, runoff from his cows into methane which he uses to run his tractors and heat the barns.

They went on to tell us how wonderful it is that this man produces ‘carbon free’ fuel.
Too bad none of their producers or editors ever took basic junior high chemistry.

[taxesareforever]

These rabid global alarmists are on the same wave length as radical islamists. It is either their way or the highway.

[EagleUSA]

This story highlights the hypocrisy and foolishness of the elites fronting this Gore-bull Warming scam.

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Exactly — all the mindless opportunistic liberals have replaced our best scientists. Let the fools of our world fall for this crap.

[John Will]

YOU WILL GIVE ME TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

[pnz1]

This has to be a joke, right?

[Barney59]

It’s really astounding to me how the Hollywood marionette crowd feel they are champions of this mock-ecology movement... Some of this stuff is too good to make up...

Hilarious!

[ozzymandus]

This is your brain on drugs.

[tang-soo]

No I don’t have a square to spare, I can’t spare a square.

[kcvl]

Everyone is supposed to listen to these two fruitcakes while they laugh their way on their private jets, multiple homes, limos, etc.

My answer to them is PO! I'll wipe with as many pieces of TP as I damn well can afford, I'll use as much ENERGY as I please! I don't need any Lear-Jet liberals to tell me what I should do, period!

Liberal MSM can go straight to hell with them too for giving them a platform to spew their ignorance! They have no credibility left!

[boop]

Hmmm....2 rich celebrities riding a freakin’ TOUR BUS? I mean how many MPG does an average Hummer get compared with one of these hulks?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Both sides!

[Pelham]

Beavis, you rule!